My First Ever ❤Chocolate Cake❤! What Do Ты Think?

It's looks like a dog shit cutted in half with sprinkles Ты add in. Why are Ты doing this to yourself?

Ты should bake for inmates

yours truly,
Gordon Ramsay

сука please! obviously mine wins.

Did...did Ты just pour sugar on вверх of it?

As a baker I am highly offended.

what a lovely cake, I luv Шоколад

I could literally find my 9 год old neice and have her bake a better looking piece of shit than that

Not gonna lie. I was ready to insult Ты before I clicked on this Вопрос as Шоколад Cake happens to be one of my Избранное Sweets and there was no doubt Ты were going to ruin it. I certainly expected to see something much еще hideous than this... Don't get me wrong. IT STILL LOOKS TERRIBLE. Seriously, the topping alone says a lot. Any other Amateur could have done a better job. There isn't really anything еще to say other than it would make a really nice throwing to your face. It seems that there is no point in telling Ты to give up but still !!!!

Um. Not sure about the sugar? at the top, but otherwise, it looks good enough to eat.

This is delicious and you're proud of it?! Are Ты kidding me?? This looks so hideous & horrible! I tried a cake when I was 6, and that was way better can this bulls**t! The cake base seems like poop, the sugar-like substance seems like you've sprayed white paint all over, and the sprinkles look as if Ты have painted some crap with different colours! Yuck, Ты ruined one of my favourite dishes!

I hope Ты choke on it, Ты cunt.