1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if Ты worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell Ты to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your Избранное song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow Болталка people off and tell them what to buy every минута или so. If Ты get in trouble, say Ты were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your воротник and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__ was the wrong one."

7. Ask teenagers how often they get grounded, and before they finish their sentence, say, "Oh no. Ты is a bad boy/girl!!" in a weird accent. (I have done this. It's so funny!)

8. Sing the national anthem for whatever country you're in, and if people don't sing along, say, "You have no sense of the__________ spirit!!"

9.Announce to everyone that Ты have Tropical Jungle Snake Bummbitis, and when Ты get weird looks, let the people know that that's the face Ты get when Ты first have symptoms.

10. Press the call button in the elevator, and when the person on the other end asks what the emergency is, make your most childish voice and try and order Chinese food.

I have personally done all of these things myself, and it hilarious to see people's reactions.