~ In my opinion! alright! Ты can think what ever Ты can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people Любовь batman, I go for Superman. Бэтмен dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One день he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my Далее hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that Ты can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What do bats have to do with robins anyway? Is there some connection that I’m missing here? Bats and robins can both fly, something neither Бэтмен nor Robin can do by the way, but other than that the two have nothing in common. Robins aren’t even nocturnal. The funny thing is, Robin is one of the first superheroes ever created. (granted “super” is a stretch here). Its not like they were running out of cool bird names for superheroes at that point. I’m pretty sure Hawkman was still available. или even the Blue Falcon. So we’re left with the simple question: Why Robin? Was he too scary for little kids? Was the creator of the dynamic duo some sort of closet bird watcher? We may never know the answer

3. White Rabbit: A geeky chick who married an old dude and had him killed so she can make gadgets and gizmoes which were, an armored rabbit with a bunch of weapons, your genetically rabid rabbits, those rocket boots she wears, razor carrots, and that umbrella she carrys that does… something [idk what]. Honey, I’m sorry your creators were stoned out of their minds when they created Ты – “Aw, man… Ты know what would be totally wicked? Killer bunnies! Oh yeah, also razor carrots… And a giant armored rabbit. And rocket boots! Aw man, This is sooooooooooo awesome!!"

2. AquaMan: In a comic book universe where almost every major story arc takes place on dry land, its good to have a super hero who can’t survive outside of the water for an extended period of time. Enter Aquaman, the super hero whose main powers are the ability to breath underwater and talk to fish. Yeah, that should come in handy Далее time Darkseid decides to attack the Earth, right?

1. белка Girl: Do I really have to explain this choice? белка Girl’s main super power is the ability to communicate with squirrels. Yeah, Ты read that right. She communicates with squirrels. Ты have to give Marvel some credit here. The best stories I would have been able to come up with for this “super” hero would be looking for nuts and dodging cars. But the writers at Marvel have actually managed to create some great stories for белка Girl. Like the time her and her pet белка “Tippy-Toe” defeated Thanos all by themselves. And in another story line she even beat the criminal mastermind Doctor Doom. It takes some some great Письмо to pull off those stories. My only Вопрос is, why don’t the other Marvel Герои make fun of these guys afterwards? If I was the Silver Surfer and I was fighting Thanos, I would start taunting him about the time he got his жопа, попка handed to him by белка Girl and her pet Tippy-Toe

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