1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a дерево and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins."
9."Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."
10."Please excuse луч, рэй Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
11."Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."
12."Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust."
13."Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."
14."Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."
15."Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."
16."My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
17."Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
18."Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in постель, кровати with gramps."
19."Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover."
20."Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor."
21."Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a дерево and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins."
9."Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."
10."Please excuse луч, рэй Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
11."Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."
12."Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust."
13."Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."
14."Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."
15."Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."
16."My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
17."Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
18."Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in постель, кровати with gramps."
19."Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover."
20."Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor."
21."Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."
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2. Ты look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and Ты never get tired of being with us.
4. I Любовь Ты and only you.-Well, Ты guys get the picture.
5. I will be with Ты forever.
6. Ты have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. Ты shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for Ты to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. Ты look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and Ты never get tired of being with us.
4. I Любовь Ты and only you.-Well, Ты guys get the picture.
5. I will be with Ты forever.
6. Ты have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. Ты shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for Ты to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when Ты want to get kicked out of the DMV. By Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy Далее to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people Далее to Ты look at Ты funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down Далее to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your Избранное Показать the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big Показать number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy Далее to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people Далее to Ты look at Ты funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down Далее to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your Избранное Показать the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big Показать number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
