Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD
-are Ты from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when Ты fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have Остаться в живых my number, can I have yours
-if Ты were a booger I'd pick Ты first
-help the homeless...take me Главная with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do Ты have a map? Because I keep getting Остаться в живых in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new here and I was wondering if I could get directions to your house
-if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put Ты and I together
-were your parents aliens because there is no one like Ты on Earth
-your legs must be sore because you've been running through my mind all night
-your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and baby, I'm Остаться в живых at sea
-you must be from pearl harbor because baby, your the bomb
-baby, if Ты were words on a page, you'd be what they called as FINE PRINT
-I must be a snowflake because, baby, I've fallen for you
-I'm good at math...U+I=69
-your lips look lonely...would they like to meet mine
-can I take your picture (why) because I wanna Показать Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
-well, I'm here...what were your other two wishes
-I'm a Любовь pirate...and I'm here for your booty! ARGH!
-I believe it was Socrates who opened "know thyself"...well I already know myself, how about I get to know Ты instead
-my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow
-**holds out hand** will Ты hold this for me while I go on a walk
-will Ты pull the сердце shaped Стрела out of my ass...some damn little kid with arrows and wings just shot me
-I may not be Фред flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock
-you must be the cause of global warming because dayum Ты are hot
-can I read your tshirt in brail
-you no what would look great on me...you
-what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Me.
-I would say god bless Ты but it looks like he already did
-it's a good thing I have my библиотека card because I'm checking Ты out
Haha yeah I was bored, some of these have actually been used on me *gag*
enjoy:)
-are Ты from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when Ты fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have Остаться в живых my number, can I have yours
-if Ты were a booger I'd pick Ты first
-help the homeless...take me Главная with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do Ты have a map? Because I keep getting Остаться в живых in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new here and I was wondering if I could get directions to your house
-if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put Ты and I together
-were your parents aliens because there is no one like Ты on Earth
-your legs must be sore because you've been running through my mind all night
-your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and baby, I'm Остаться в живых at sea
-you must be from pearl harbor because baby, your the bomb
-baby, if Ты were words on a page, you'd be what they called as FINE PRINT
-I must be a snowflake because, baby, I've fallen for you
-I'm good at math...U+I=69
-your lips look lonely...would they like to meet mine
-can I take your picture (why) because I wanna Показать Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
-well, I'm here...what were your other two wishes
-I'm a Любовь pirate...and I'm here for your booty! ARGH!
-I believe it was Socrates who opened "know thyself"...well I already know myself, how about I get to know Ты instead
-my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow
-**holds out hand** will Ты hold this for me while I go on a walk
-will Ты pull the сердце shaped Стрела out of my ass...some damn little kid with arrows and wings just shot me
-I may not be Фред flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock
-you must be the cause of global warming because dayum Ты are hot
-can I read your tshirt in brail
-you no what would look great on me...you
-what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Me.
-I would say god bless Ты but it looks like he already did
-it's a good thing I have my библиотека card because I'm checking Ты out
Haha yeah I was bored, some of these have actually been used on me *gag*
enjoy:)
Llamas R us
purple belt: kaio ken x1
blue belt: kaio ken x2
brown belt: kaio ken x3
red belt: kaio ken x4
red/black belt: false super saiyan
black belt: super saiyan
2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2
3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3
4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4
and so on.......... im false super saiyan
blue belt: kaio ken x2
brown belt: kaio ken x3
red belt: kaio ken x4
red/black belt: false super saiyan
black belt: super saiyan
2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2
3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3
4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4
and so on.......... im false super saiyan
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 Ты and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 Ты and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
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Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.
We stumbled into the darkness
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be.
I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously.
***
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it.
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"
There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:
1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy Ты like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts Ты или tells Ты you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!
Which of these are on your list? Which do Ты think Ты can actually do for a whole year?
A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!
Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special дата in any way shape или form.
So now Ты know… if Ты fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing еще than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special дата in any way shape или form.
So now Ты know… if Ты fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing еще than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
