Болталка Article: Take our "Talented musicians"

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posted by Thecharliejay

Dear God,

I have a special offer for Ты today.

Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!

But wait!-

If Ты bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, Ты also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!

*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 1 other like this

JoannaVonDoom LOL, that's funny. I've seen it one million times before, but the way you put it is hilarious. "talent not included" xD

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Random6

posted by MJangellover

Almost everyone now uses the internet.In Europe,the number of link letters is three times less than ten years назад because,nowadays,we all use e-mail to communicate with each other.Although technology behind the computer is very hard,it is very easy to use the internet.In fact ,you don't have to know anything about computers to be able to use the internet .All Ты need is a computer and the World Wide Web;a system that stores information from computers all over the world.

There is nothing the internet doesn't have information about.You can find out about different books,films,sports или anything...

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random1

posted by MJangellover

1-a phone conversation between Mr Wong and Mr Davis:
Mr Wong:Hello Mr Davis
Mr Davis :who is speaking?
Mr Wong :this is Jack Wong from barking , east england .
Mr Davis:oh, yes. thank Ты for ringing
Mr Wong : how is the hotel?
Mr Davis:Oh,it is fine.,can Ты tell me about the arrangements for tomorrow?
Mr Wong : yes ,sir .I'll pick Ты up at eight o'clock at your hotel
Then,I'll take Ты to the office to Meet Mr Michael.Is that OK,sir?
Mr Davis : Yes that's OK, but I need to check out the deal before taking me there ,Is That working?
Mr Wong :yes,sir. With a lot of pleasure

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yo

posted by shutyourface

so i сказал(-а)
yo
and he сказал(-а)
what
so i said
yo
and he сказал(-а)
what
so i сказал(-а)
yo
and he said
what
so i сказал(-а)
yo
and he сказал(-а)
what
so i сказал(-а)
yo
and he said
what do Ты want from me
and i said
a

ba

na
an
a

A банан

please write a quote because i worked so hard

and i Любовь this
and
i wish it could be a great seller

so

WRITE SOMETHING TODAY!

:)

:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)

BANANA!
I

LOVE

банан

WE
LOVE
банан

but the банан died so i can't eat it so i chucked it away

so goodbye banana

how Болталка was that so rate it out of ten
PLEASE

i also write stuff on lady gaga

goodbye

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the Энджел on my other shoulder

posted by orangeturnip

when that Энджел sits on my shoulder
whispers into my сердце
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Энджел appears to Ты in form of desire
Ты float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
Ты jump about
cos Ты cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Энджел with her good intensions
will make Ты fly
the Энджел will make Ты cry
the Энджел will make Ты feel how others feel
so Ты can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Энджел and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Остаться в живых

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fangs and мех chapter 2-The Переместить

posted by hotice

"Well it was near the end of summer and I hanging with the gang (Dean the leader of the gang ,Spike секунда in command ,Spike's girl Vicky ,Rat (yes that his real name his parents are weird),Ian and Matthew (the twins ) and Jess my best friend since kindergarten .)So here we are do are normal thing Dean flirting with me ,the twins fighting as
always ,Jess talking nonstop about a movie no one seen или ever heard of .All the sudden Jess's girlfriend Kayla (she been trying to get in the gang but she annoying so she not ) runs up yelling her own brains out about something ."Honey
what wrong ?"asks...

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from the mind of orangeturnip1

posted by orangeturnip

i would like to express how i feel about one of this worlds most beutiful creations.

things i like about eyes
i like the colours
i like eyes from all animials
i like when Ты can catch someone out when there lie'in

i like the fact Ты can see out of them
but i also like that Ты can see into them

when Ты look at eyes , your looking through the portal to someones soul

you can see how someone truely feels , even if they dont know it themselves

if someone is is happy ,sad или angry или a mixture of a multitude of expressions even the еще complex ones like Любовь and lust

without my eyes my world would...

Pen Pal CH.4

posted by lexie2635

This one is longer

Alice's POV

I grabbed my lunch and sat down with my best Друзья Bree, Alexyss and Jackie.

“So who was your pen pal?.” Bree asked.

“Some kid named Charlie Patterson”

“Hmm Ali, he sounds hot” Alexyss said.

“Ohh yeah,imagine dating a guy with the same accent as Robert Pattinson” Jackie replied back.

“Guys Ты know I don’t have time for any boys, SO STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM!”I сказал(-а) as I got up and walked awayAfter what happen between me and Jake, I just couldn’t trust any guy anymore.

The last колокол, колокольчик, белл rung and it was time to leave.

“Catch Ты on fanpop”...