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posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the гитара for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If Ты get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when she’s sleeping.
16.Sing to her no matter how terrible your voice is…she’ll like it.
17.When she’s fighting with someone ,defend her even when Ты don’t think she’s right.
18.Accept her for who she is.
19.Call her beautiful instead of hot или sexy.
20.Don’t let go first during a hug.
21.Tell her if she has something in her her.
22.Tell her Ты Любовь her before she sleeps every night.
23.Never go through her messages.
24.Making her look bad infront of Ты Друзья will make Ты look bad,too.
25.Always have her back.
26.Kiss her in the rain.
27.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
28.Stay on the call with her even if she fell asleep.
29.Let he fall asleep in your arms.
30.Give her piggyback rides.
31.Call her babe.
32.Apologize when you’re wrong.
33.Always open the door for her.
34.Boobs или butts doesn’t matter.
35.Notice the little things.
36.Give her flowers.
37.Good hygiene is a must.
38.Be confident.
39.Don’t swear.
40.Carry things for her.
41.Always be the stronger one.
42.Pay for dinner.
43.Hold her chair.
44.Be a good listener.
45.Don’t brag.
46.Compliment her.
47.Don’t use her.
48.Respect her.
49.Perform Болталка acts of kindness.
50.Never take her for granted.
51.Give her breakfast in bed.
52.Hang out with her Друзья too,not just yours.
53.Do whatever it takes to make her happy.
54.She’s еще important than videogames.
55.If she slaps you,you probably deserved it.
56.She should have three things from you,your sweatshirt,a stuffed animal,and a really pretty ring.
57.Never slap her,even if it’s just in a joking way.
58.If they complain that something hurts,rub it for them without being asked.
59.Forget her birthday once and you’re screwed.
60.Hug her from the back.
61.Never insult her, even if you’re joking around.
62.Don’t make a promise if you’re gonna break it.
63.Never miss a date.
64.Try your best to get her something on your vacation…it doesn’t have to be expensive as long it’s from the heart.
65.Wear that knitted sweater that she made for you…it will mean the worldr to her.
66.Never ask her to buy Ты things.
67.If Ты Любовь her,show her,not your friends.
68.Don’t get upset if she wants to watch chick flicks…you might even like it.
69.When she’s sick,don’t neglect her.
70.Reply her texts.
71.Never ask a girl out because of a dare.
72.Never be late for a date.
73.Unexpected suprises.
74.When both of Ты are in a fight take the blame even if she’s wrong.
75.Listen to what she has to say.
76.If Ты know she loves you,don’t play with her emotions and take advantage of it.
77.When she refuses to talk to Ты because Ты did something to upset her,insist and make up for it.
78.Make her feel like a princess.
79.Shift to the dangerous side when crossing the street.
80.When she drops something,stop whatever you’re doing to help her.
81.Never let her down или blow her off.
82.Treat her like your bestfriend.
83.Kiss the back of her hand.
84.Love her when she least deserves it-that’s when she needs it the most.
85.Tell her your stories and feelings too.She wants to hear them.Promise.
86.Don’t tell her lies just to spare her feelings,she’d rather know the truth now rather than finding out later.
87.Yes, “I’m cold” is another way of saying “hug me”.
88.Believe her and believe in her.
89.Always listen to what she has to say.
90.Good grammar is sexy.
91.Look her her in the eyes.
92.Let her rest her head on your shoulder.
93.Take the initiative to go and talk to her.
94.Have подушка fights with her.
95.Never talk bad behind her back.
96.Never be a jerk to her infront of her friends.
97.Never go to parties или hang out with other girls without her.
98.Never make excuses.
99.Don’t talk to her when you’re mad…you will screw something up.
100.Don’t try to keep anything from her.
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by Пение пляж, пляжный Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Ты taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

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posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, Пианино , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , Ты know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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posted by boomerlover
Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once Ты find what Ты are looking for, Ты can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling Ты what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Друзья laugh and without hesitation...
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posted by brooki
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope Ты realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good Друзья don't let Ты do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! Ты actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If Ты met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by Пение пляж, пляжный Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Ты taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if Ты have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT дата IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that Ты can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can дата Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do Ты realize how crazy and gross a lot of Фаны are???? Here is a gross Статья about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached by “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that Ты were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes Ты can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One день you'll ask me, "which is еще important to you, me или your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing Ты are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your Любовь does NOT work for that person,...
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added by liridonarama96
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Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past Ты pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the Последнее decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as еще as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...
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teenage mutant ninja turtles
mutant mayhem
Фильмы
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david
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bebe
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People liked my old Мурашки Статьи so in the spirit of October lets do this...


BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired by a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, Ты know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck by lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..


WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...
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1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, Ты know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did Ты find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: Ты don't deserve this.. Ты don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What Ты gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell Ты (add voice) Ты should probably be...
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BEST;

1; CLICK;
This one is a personal favourite of mine.. I actually like this actor all things considered, and actually have еще good films than bad.. Click is actually a really funny film, and he doesn't do any of his stupid high pitched voices, least not that much. I always like when Adam plays the everyman, he's actually one of the best parts of the films when he does.

And coarse, there's the last 20/30 minutes. Where Standler shows that under the right circumstances, he actually is a really excellent actor. Doing the emotional scenes really really well..


2; HOTEL TRANSVANINA;
These films...
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added by Jet-Black
So believe it или not, I don’t go out of my way to look for bad games. Unless there’s some weird Рождество event, I never look at a PS2 game and think, “This looks like a fucking piece of shit. I wanna play that”. No, I usually want to give the games I talk about on here the benefit of the doubt and Показать them some sort of respect. Be it something that pulls me in или something that intrigues me. Like I didn’t buy Marc Ecko’s Getting Up with the intent of hating it. I bought it because it looked like a fun game and I like the urban setting. It only happened to be a pile of trash. But...
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