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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Розы are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at Ты trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can Kiss a guy* a bird can Kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can Kiss the grass* but Ты my friend!! yes you!! Ты CAN Kiss MY ASS*******

If Ты didn't have feet Ты wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do Ты wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for Ты %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but Ты need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like Ты are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told Ты I thought Ты were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not Ты again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Ты abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called Ты first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick Ты should wear a condom on your head so Ты can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. Ты just helped me realize it.

Until Ты called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If Ты ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would Ты say when Ты got there?

Wow, Ты looked a lot hotter from a distance!

Отменить my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer Ты the first 25 times, what makes Ты think the Далее 25 will work?

how do Ты keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like Ты fell out of the ugly дерево and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to Ты seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop Ты when Ты were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made Ты but we all make mistakes.

Remember Иисус loves Ты but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't Ты go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less Вопросы and a little еще shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this Список doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When Ты were born Ты were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom сказал(-а) never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! Ты must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like Ты but if Ты really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

Ты know the drill! Ты leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They сказал(-а) they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are Ты bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to Ты and your stupid nonsense.

Ты dont know me, Ты just wish Ты did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't Ты go play in traffic?!

Ты have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont Ты take a день off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Дисней and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have Ты watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Дисней has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Дисней Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Дисней & music. Even the trash Фильмы like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Дисней direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Дисней Channel has to offer....
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume Ты are Chinese just because you're Asian, или automatically assume Ты are Mexican just because Ты are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best Друзья are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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This is a My Little пони Фан fiction. If Ты do not like talking Лошади that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police пони 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police пони 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, Ты will all be transferred...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started by a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new Иконка he created. This angered millions, and трещина, сплит the My Little пони fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a Список like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also Письмо taunting letters to police. If Ты heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....
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added by Ranty-cat
Source: Fb
#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court by the Reality Police and put on trial simply because Ты сказал(-а) your reality sucked..


#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog by a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget Ты ever existed..


#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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A lot of people, including non-comic fans, think that Christopher Nolan's Бэтмен films are well-made, high-class films. In fact, several versions of Batman, including the 60's Показать and 90's films, are treated as if they're inferior and not worth taking seriously.

However, I, whatsupbugs, am one of Batman's еще obsessive and geeky Фаны and I'd like to propose a theory. It's a crazy theory, but I still believe in it. My theory is that the 1991 comedy film, Alyas Бэтмен en Robin, is better than Christopher Nolan's highly-acclaimed trilogy.

You're probably already confused and Ты might think...
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Okay so a quick Показать of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Япония containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, или at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced by Samuel L. Jackson, Музыка was done by RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the Аниме itself was animated by Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this Показать the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the best animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big Аниме fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer.. Her and hr men fighting. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain. Chedder.. That is...
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So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed by a movie nowadays. Книги have the ability to let Ты think about the horror and let Ты imagine it yourself, and video games let Ты experience it from a first hand perspective, but Фильмы are not the best with making Ты feel scared. Even the good horror Фильмы don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...
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added by Blaze1213IsBack
added by Blaze1213IsBack
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 12: Get Everything On The List

Christmas was just around the corner. The Nut House would be open on Рождество Day, but closed from the 26th, to the 31st. Many of the guests were telling each other what they had on their Рождество list, when Parker walked in with...
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