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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Розы are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at Ты trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can Kiss a guy* a bird can Kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can Kiss the grass* but Ты my friend!! yes you!! Ты CAN Kiss MY ASS*******

If Ты didn't have feet Ты wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do Ты wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for Ты %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but Ты need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like Ты are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told Ты I thought Ты were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not Ты again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Ты abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called Ты first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick Ты should wear a condom on your head so Ты can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. Ты just helped me realize it.

Until Ты called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If Ты ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would Ты say when Ты got there?

Wow, Ты looked a lot hotter from a distance!

Отменить my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer Ты the first 25 times, what makes Ты think the Далее 25 will work?

how do Ты keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like Ты fell out of the ugly дерево and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to Ты seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop Ты when Ты were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made Ты but we all make mistakes.

Remember Иисус loves Ты but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't Ты go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less Вопросы and a little еще shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this Список doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When Ты were born Ты were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom сказал(-а) never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! Ты must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like Ты but if Ты really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

Ты know the drill! Ты leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They сказал(-а) they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are Ты bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to Ты and your stupid nonsense.

Ты dont know me, Ты just wish Ты did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't Ты go play in traffic?!

Ты have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont Ты take a день off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did Ты get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A пингвин rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked by his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes Главная and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother Ответы " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad Ответы "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she Ответы "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she Ответы "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? Ты know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let Ты go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are Ты enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling Ты how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
Okay so if Ты live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The Далее day, cut the balloons off and Ты got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when Ты can barely Переместить as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, или hell, all of Ты are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are Ты doing this time?” All two of Ты that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a год назад on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with Цитаты because any SMT Фаны will tell Ты that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that Ты may know, and the reason why Ты are Чтение this Статья right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...
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So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to Комментарий on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified by the fandom but have в общем и целом, общая massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom Queen who just lives to cattily pick on...
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 Let's fuckin do this
Let's fuckin do this
Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN Фаны now, which is my most Популярное Статья to date, so I guess a lot of Ты wanted a sequel. Hope Ты guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD

"How to compliment a guy."

It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do Ты REALLY need Совет from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?

"Fries insulted me!"

You insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.

"Paul's Empire."

DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D

"What does astroglide smell like?"

Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a...
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