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posted by E-Scope90
Speculate to break the one Ты hate
Circulate the lie Ты confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the Далее for Ты to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
Ты say it’s not a sword
But with your pen Ты torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And Ты don’t have to read it, read it
And Ты don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because Ты read it in a magazine
или see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody wants to read all about it
Just because Ты read it in a magazine
или see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
They say he’s homosexual

In the hood
Frame him if Ты could
Shoot to kill
To blame him if Ты will
If he dies sympathize
Such false witnesses
Damn self righteousness
In the black
Stab me in the back
In the face
To lie and shame the race
Heroine and Marilyn
As the headline stories
Of all your glory
It’s slander
With the words Ты use
You’re a parasite in black and white
Do anything for news
And Ты don’t go and buy it, buy it
And they won’t glorify it, ‘fy it
To read it sanctifies it, ‘fies it
Then why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because Ты read it in a magazine
или see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Everybody wants to read all about it
Just because Ты read it in a magazine
или see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to believe all about it
Just because Ты read it in a magazine
или see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to believe all about it
Just because Ты read it in a magazine
или see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
She’s blonde and she’s bi-sexual

Scandal
With the words Ты use
You’re a parasite in black and white
Do anything for news
And Ты don’t go and buy it, buy it
And they won’t glorify it, ‘fy it
To read it sanctifies it, ‘fies it
Why do we keep foolin’ ourselves
Slander
Ты say it’s not a sin
But with your pen Ты torture men
Then why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because Ты read it in a magazine
или see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody wants to read all about it
Just because Ты read it in a magazine
или see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to read all about it
Just because Ты read it in a magazine
или see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Just because Ты read it in a magazine
или see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Just because Ты read it in a magazine
или see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
You’re so damn disrespectable
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! Ты can think what ever Ты can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people Любовь batman, I go for Superman. Бэтмен dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One день he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my Далее hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that Ты can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at Ты a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments Ты a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if Ты are single.

06. He asks Ты out for lunch.

07. He asks Ты out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats Ты like a lady.

12. He walks Ты to your door.

13. He wants to see Ты often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells Ты he likes you.

16. His Друзья know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He сказал(-а) he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I сказал(-а) "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give Ты the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over by a cop and he или she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, Ты have been caught speeding, how much do Ты think Ты were going?" Don't say, "Well Ты must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when Ты haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron или born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period или PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have Ты been putting on a little weight?" It's a сука slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I украл, палантин a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag Ты down and beat Ты with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make Ты Christian even еще then standing in a гараж makes Ты a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the Список though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at Главная even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been Опубликовано before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the Бэтмен theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Друзья in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a видеокамера to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been Опубликовано alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality или sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope Ты like!!! This was written by me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time Чтение my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help Ты feel better. And who knows, over time Ты might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an Автор :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If Ты love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids by their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and ГИР in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. ГИР simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, еще или less a link with the United States. If Ты look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses еще firmly. луч, рэй Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup или sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Кеша babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds Ты of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Барби girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his Главная adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he Ответы he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the Источник of much amusement.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If Ты are a burglar, then we're probably at Главная cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's безопасно, сейф to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write или draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on или off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to Показать the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of Ты just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your портфель или purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name Теги to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell Ты all these: What dates & Why Ты don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's день
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday или the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, Ты know how if Ты see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why Ты ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would Ты want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 год old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. Ты fall down the stairs.

2. A дерево falls down on you.

3. A гуанако, лама, ламы spits in your face.

4. Ты eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. Ты are making out with a person and then Ты trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your подушка gets a face and bites Ты head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate Ты and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, Ты get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that Ты are going to die, then Ты die.

11. When Ты are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Болталка things until u cry laughing
5. continue Чтение this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Болталка things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up сойка, джей leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Болталка people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are Ты addicted? Are Ты a super fan? Are Ты just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are Ты on Fanpop too much?

1. Ты see something Ты like, and think Oh, I want to Фан that club!

2. Ты start shipping people Ты know или see.

3. Ты hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. Ты hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. Ты hear something and Ты want to Комментарий on it.

6. Ты have great ideas of something Ты should post on Fanpop at completely Болталка times of day.

7. Ты get a new Избранное and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will Ты marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no еще арахис butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and Ты have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely Болталка things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as Ты can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as Ты can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend Ты try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.