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You: Ты HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

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Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA Присоединиться FORCES AND START A кукуруза FARM AND BREED GUINEA PIGS?

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You: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.

You: AS LONG AS WE NEVER RUN OUT OF THE POTION THAT LETS ME TALK LIKE A HUMAN FOR 20 минуты AT A TIME.

Stranger: :D :D OMG OMG OMG CAN WE HAVE IT AT THE NORTH POLE AND ASK IF WE CAN пересекать, крест OUR GUINEA PIGS WITH HIS REINDEER? 8D

Stranger: ASK SANTA

You: OH NO I’M OUT AND MY 20 минуты ARE UP HELP MEEEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MOEW

Stranger: ERHBRVHAERVHHVAHVVHHBGTVGHTHVHVAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! BUT I Любовь YOU!!!!!

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You: MMMMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE CAN WE HAVE PLATYPUSES TOO? 8D

You: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. Meow.

You: I’M BACK. 8D

You: YES.

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i Любовь you.

You: I Любовь Ты too, magical буррито that I don’t know.

Stranger: :) <3

You: I have to go now. My owner gets mad when I use his computer. :(

Stranger: awwwwwwww :( bye :(

You: Bye.

Ты have disconnected.
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Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell Ты about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed by many Болталка ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products или apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined by an idiot that Опубликовано a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would Ты do something like that?

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I do think that Ты probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add еще to the Список when I find еще sites I think Ты should probably avoid. So if anyone sends Ты Ссылки to the following sites, Ты have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad by the name of the Ссылка but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS Ты ARE A SICKO I ADVISE Ты NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are Ты busy?" или "Are Ты doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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