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My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad Ты made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen Ты in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how Ты feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do Ты want?
Skeeter:A author!
That whole таблица was quiet.
Skeeter:What?
Elise:Well we thought you'd want a...um...a...
Maybelle:A charity!!Like me!
Skeeter:Well,Not everyone can be like Ты Maybelle.

Faith:So what are Ты doing with Abilie?
Elie:Trying to get her potty trained but...Maybelle always takes her away during work.
Faith:I know...It's hard taking care of Дети when the moms don't enjoy the idea.

Maybelle:Well I know,Skeeter!I just thought you'd choose something more...Creative.
Skeeter:So...Writing a book isn't "Creative"?
Maybelle:Maybe you'd like to sit down,You're drawing a crowd.
Skeeter:Well,Am I?I think I should leave,since Ты think Being An Автор isn't creative.Good bye.
I stood up and walked out that door and slammed it as hard as I ever could.

Elie:Oh!Finally someone is telling Maybelle off!
Maybelle:Back to work!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Maybelle:Not paying Ты two to sit around and do nothing!
Faith:(mumbles)Not like Ты pay us at all.
Elie:(Chuckles)Ha ha!
Maybelle:What was that Faith???
Faith:Nothing Ma'am.
Maybelle:(Walks out)
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Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' by Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



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I know the counselor сказал(-а) we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The день Ты left, I swore I'd never talk to Ты again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always Ты who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether Ты are the driver, riding shotgun, или sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make сказал(-а) drive go by much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska или Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when Ты are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the сказал(-а) sibling is...
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