Болталка Article: Family guy Цитаты

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[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits Далее Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have Ты tried Показ him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like Ты - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - рыба Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty bucks!
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
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[Family Guy] S04E02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High #184
Lois: Ты see, our son Chris, well...
Peter: Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Mrs. Lockhart, our son....would like to plow you.
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[Family Guy] S04E04 - Don't Make Me Over #185
Peter: Oh Meg, honey. I always thought Ты were beautiful just the way Ты we're... [starts laughing]. Oh, God, couldn't do that with a straight face. [Continues laughing] Welcome to the family, sweetheart. Chris, go burn all of Meg's old pictures.
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[Family Guy] S04E06 - Petarded #186
Peter: Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all.
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[Family Guy] S04E07 - Brian the Bachelor #187
Brooke: Glen, will Ты accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged Ты and tried to have sex with your unconscious body?
Brooke: What?
Quagmire: Yes.
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[Family Guy] S04E08 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter #188
Peter: Here honey, I got Ты this greeting card.
Lois: "I'm sorry I sold our daughter into slavery."
Peter: Yeah, it was really hard to find one of those in English.
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[Family Guy] S04E13 - Jungle Любовь #189
Chris: Dad, don't Ты see? You're using the island to get out of your problems at home.
Peter: What are Ты talking about? Meg's right there.
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[Family Guy] S04E21 - I Take Thee Quagmire #190
Cleveland: Hey, Quagmire, is that a банан in your pocket, или an erection in your pocket?
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[Family Guy] S04E22 - Sibling Rivalry #191
Chris: For my science homework, I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man.
Lois: Ты mean diorama.
Chris: ...Uh-oh.

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Some of my Избранное full house Цитаты

posted by chillyneon

Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If Ты can read English, Ты can cook. For Instance. Basic хлеб stuffing, melt one third cup of масло, сливочное масло in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick масло, сливочное масло on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How Ты guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't Ты wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = Ты got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new гитара student.
DJ = Yeah,right.

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хлеб is Dangerous

posted by Ashley-Green

хлеб IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on хлеб indicates that

1. еще than 98 percent of convicted felons are хлеб users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all хлеб was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. еще than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...

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A teanage girls on the phone (A short story by me)

posted by fly210

Kate: then she she was all like OH NO Ты did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told Ты not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a секунда ago. well tell me what Ты think!I am planing on making еще short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!

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I'm So Goth that.......

posted by montgomeryraina

got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the вверх of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on Фэнтези Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...

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Is Civility Undervalued In American Politics?

posted by darkkhorn19

Note: This was my speech for Дебаты team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while Чтение this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where Ты could be turned down from a job because Ты were black and your employer was a white man, a world where Ты can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which Ты cannot marry the Любовь of your life because Ты two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is сказал(-а) to be a free country, one with civility. Ты would think...

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15 Things The World Doesnt Really Need

posted by Mistyflower

1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school или any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The попкорн ball

12. A Пение баскетбол (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers

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Annoying People in an Elevator

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a еще suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if Ты can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did Ты hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers Ты can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...

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My fault

posted by blossomyumyum

Ты held it all in
I should’ve put the огонь out
Ты were in pain and it’s all my fault

The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
Ты bled but no one heard
Ты were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault

So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what Ты wanted it to be

Ты were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault