Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell Ты a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told Ты to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If Ты die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The Популярное girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my рубашка on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If Ты are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some Болталка guy/girl = Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Ты = Yes and this one will be too if Ты sit here.

I'll write еще soon!!!