Болталка Article: Perfect Two -auburn <3

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posted by Surfer_Girl_16

Ты can be the арахис масло, сливочное масло to my jelly
Ты can be the Бабочки I feel in my belly
Ты can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
Ты can be the chills that I feel on our first date
Ты can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
Ты can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
Ты can be the rain from the облако when it's stormin'
или u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy Ты complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the яблоко to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for Ты (for you)
Ты take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

Verse 2
Ты can be the prince and I can be your princess
Ты can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
Ты can be the shoes and I can be the laces
Ты can be the сердце that I spill on the pages
Ты can be the водка and I can be the chaser
Ты can be the pencil and I can be the paper
Ты can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as were together

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be
Without Ты 'cause boy Ты complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need
Cause you're the яблоко to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for Ты (for you)
Ты take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

Verse 3
Ты know that I'll never doubt ya
And Ты know that I think about ya
And Ты know I can't live without ya
I Любовь the way that Ты smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle

Cause you're the яблоко to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for Ты (for u)
U take the both of us (of us)
And were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two(yeah, yeah)

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Natalie Dee

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Red's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

RED

Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street
Faster than the wind, passionate as sin ending so suddenly
Loving him is like trying to change your mind once you're already flying through the free fall
Like the Цвета in autumn, so bright just before they lose it all

[Chorus:]
Losing him was blue like I'd never known
Missing him was dark grey all along
Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody Ты never met
But loving him was red
Loving him was red

[Verse 2:]
Touching him was like realizing all Ты ever wanted was right there in front of you
Memorizing him was as easy as knowing...

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Slow Down's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal Ты for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, Ты say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how Ты make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til Ты can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right Далее to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If Ты want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...

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Schoolstuck: Chapter one -will be дана better name-

posted by canal

~A/N~ I want to give half credit for this to DaveAndJohn we had the idea together o3o Любовь тис fellow homestuckie. And I also want to thank vampirer04 for helping me when I was stuck and couldn’t get ahold of DaveAndJohn. Thanks so much to both of you. FYI all the povs are at different places –in school unless сказал(-а) otherwise- and different times –unless they are connected to another pov stories-
(Mituna’s POV)

It felt weird doing this to my little brother, but Sollux had it coming. I had walked in with a bucket and threw the content inside on him. Sollux sat up soaked, “Mituna what...

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Fallacies Fallacies Fallacies :D

posted by Bella_Dhampir

Oh, fallacies!

So.. as stupid as this may sound, I've never really known about fallacies. That is, until this year, when we learned about them. To tell Ты the truth, I felt pretty stupid after that English lesson.. not because I had never known about fallacies, but because I realized that I used them in A LOT of arguments. O.o

So I guess I just wanna Список a couple of Популярное ones, and define them for any of Ты who also don't really know about fallacies, and just talk a bit about them and how I've used them before.

1. ad hominem
This is when the arguer attacks the person instead of the argument...

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Sweet яблоко Massacre

posted by klaine_forever

I, klaine_forever, did NOT write this! I dont know if it has already been Опубликовано so if it has then whatevz

Big Macintosh surveyed the many apples trees that made up Sweet яблоко Acres. It was nearly apple-buck season once again, and it looked as though they would be having a bumper harvest this year. He nodded, satisfied. His sister яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса walked up beside him. “Whoo, boy howdy! I sure am glad Ты ain’t injured this time, Big Macintosh!” she said. “Why, there’s even еще apples on them trees than last year!”
“Eeyup!” Big Macintosh replied, in his characteristic manner....

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A short story of why Ты shouldn't bully.

posted by hetaliaitaly

There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one день he he cme back to school it looked like a normal день but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal день but when the колокол, колокольчик, белл rang for clas he got a 44 огонь arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so Ты let that be a lesson for Ты if Ты had not teased him he would have been fine who knows Ты could have even saved his life.

Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.

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Цитаты and Proverbs About Life

posted by pure-angel

Dost thou Любовь life?
Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Life is either a daring adventure или nothing.
Helen Keller

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt Ты represents determinism; the way Ты play it is free will.
Jawaharal Nehru

Life is like the dice that, falling, still Показать a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.
Alexis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, или медведь its troubles patiently.
Palladas

The geat blessing of mankind are within us and...

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100 ways to annoy people

posted by Thecharliejay

100 Ways to Annoy People
1.Get to know a Друзья bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
2.Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
3.Call other people "Champ" или "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
4.Drum on every available surface.
5.Sing the Бэтмен theme incessantly.
6.Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
7.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
8.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
9.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
10.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
11.Insist on giving...

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Do Ты know Jack Schitt? I do!

posted by x-menobsessed26

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, Ты can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, бык Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep...