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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
Ты can be the арахис масло, сливочное масло to my jelly
Ты can be the Бабочки I feel in my belly
Ты can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
Ты can be the chills that I feel on our first date
Ты can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
Ты can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
Ты can be the rain from the облако when it's stormin'
или u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy Ты complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the яблоко to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for Ты (for you)
Ты take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

Verse 2
Ты can be the prince and I can be your princess
Ты can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
Ты can be the shoes and I can be the laces
Ты can be the сердце that I spill on the pages
Ты can be the водка and I can be the chaser
Ты can be the pencil and I can be the paper
Ты can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as were together

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be
Without Ты 'cause boy Ты complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need
Cause you're the яблоко to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for Ты (for you)
Ты take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

Verse 3
Ты know that I'll never doubt ya
And Ты know that I think about ya
And Ты know I can't live without ya
I Любовь the way that Ты smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle

Cause you're the яблоко to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for Ты (for u)
U take the both of us (of us)
And were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two(yeah, yeah)
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest Ты all Присоединиться in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
posted by RandomQueenOo
 Funny Cat
Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in постель, кровати looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If Ты die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What Ты call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what Ты call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope Ты like them :)
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• Do 100 sit ups (optional, just to get ready)


2• Wash hair with, all shampoos and conditioners Ты have.


3• Brush tenth, for 30 mins. (Yes, you’re probably like, WHAT?!?!, but we did it, and our tenth are so much better).


4• Wash face, with, pimple cleaners, blackhead removers, moisturizer, anything & everything Ты have.


5• Tanning lotion for legs, Can be used if have, and wanted. :)


6• Shave legs, if needed.


7• Apply mascara, (girls 15+ may wear foundation if wanting)


8• Using Vaseline on lips, apply Vaseline on toothbrush, and in circular motions.


9• Make hair how wanted,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first Вопрос what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of Книги do Ты read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d Ты go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Готика style!
Reporter:What do Ты like to hum или sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with еще wise words.


a wise man once сказал(-а) (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) сказал(-а) a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Друзья the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope Ты do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I сказал(-а) befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see Ты in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by KitkatKaysa
VIRGO
Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Virgin
Your stone: Sapphire
Life Pursuit: To do the right thing
Vibration: Compassionate and caring
Virgo's Secret Desire: To Любовь and be loved in return

Description:
Virgos are often put down badly by many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs.

Many Virgos can be found working in...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests Ты could try

1: Ask really stupid Вопросы like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so Ты can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them Ты know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask Ты for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as Ты can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I сказал(-а) last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick жопа, попка with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes...
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Source: edited by me
added by SilentForce
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little пони Фан fiction. If Ты do not like colorful Лошади with the ability to speak, run for your life.



Song: link
 This Фан fiction was created in association with...
This Фан fiction was created in association with...

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten еще popular.

Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966

Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*

Song (Start at 0:57): link

Guy: *Walks...
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added by 8theGreat
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little пони Фан fiction. If Ты don't like talking Лошади that come in different colors, please run for your life.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

At a classic car Показать in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting by his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting by his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, или Ты will be killed by a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A green 1970 Ford мустанг was going through Watkins Glen

Commander Kane: *Standing Далее to two men* Thanks for letting us rent your track. Johnny wanted to test out his new set of wheels.
Man 53: Anytime.
Man 95: If he used that мустанг in Nascar, he'd probably win. He set some good times so far.
Johnny: *Stops at the finish line*
Commander Kane: Ты done?!
Johnny: Yeah! Let's go home!
Commander Kane: Everything's already been paid for?
Man 53: Yeah. Ты two have a good one.

Back in Langley, Johnny had an idea.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a computer*
Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* What...
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Source: Sweet Фото Фан art by me - KanonKyu
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool акула movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..


#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..


#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..


#2: MOST Мурашки EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..


#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion или something.. That face image fucked me up..
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Source: MARVEL