1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from Ты will be painful: remember that before Ты get me.
2. Give me time to understand what Ты want of me.
3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.
4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.
5. Ты have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.
6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.
7. Be aware that however Ты treat me, I will never forget.
8. Remember before Ты hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite Ты because I Любовь you.
9. Before Ты scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, или lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, или I have been out too long, или my сердце is getting too old and weak.
10. Take care of me when I get old. Ты too will grow old. Accompany me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot медведь to watch” или “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if Ты are there—even my death.
Remember that I Любовь you.
2. Give me time to understand what Ты want of me.
3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.
4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.
5. Ты have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.
6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.
7. Be aware that however Ты treat me, I will never forget.
8. Remember before Ты hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite Ты because I Любовь you.
9. Before Ты scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, или lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, или I have been out too long, или my сердце is getting too old and weak.
10. Take care of me when I get old. Ты too will grow old. Accompany me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot медведь to watch” или “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if Ты are there—even my death.
Remember that I Любовь you.
1. Ruin there Избранное dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with суп and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up by me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with суп and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up by me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", by Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", by Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", by Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", by ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", by Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", by Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", by Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", by Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", by Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", by Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", by The Runaways
12. "Mother, by Danzig
13. "Voodoo", by Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", by Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", by Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", by Autograph
17. "I Любовь Ты Period", by Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", by Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", by Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", by Kansas