When a police officer arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, Monday's newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail. The police officer suspects it was foul play. Who does he suspect and why?
вверх 10 signs your partner needs a vacation
1) He keeps handcuffing himself by accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants Ты to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking Ты if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and еще Музыка on the police channel
1) He keeps handcuffing himself by accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants Ты to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking Ты if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and еще Музыка on the police channel
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This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
Ты may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that Ты would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
Любовь Ты in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate Ты
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from Ты can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about Ты
before they go to sleep.
6. Ты mean the world to someone.
7. Ты are special and unique.
8. Someone that Ты don't even know exists loves you.
9. When Ты make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When Ты think the world
has turned its back on Ты
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments Ты received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
Ты may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that Ты would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
Любовь Ты in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate Ты
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from Ты can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about Ты
before they go to sleep.
6. Ты mean the world to someone.
7. Ты are special and unique.
8. Someone that Ты don't even know exists loves you.
9. When Ты make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When Ты think the world
has turned its back on Ты
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments Ты received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
