Болталка Article: Know the true story of my life... Part 2

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Know the true story of my life... Part 2

posted by ZacharyWhite

My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he сказал(-а) that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were Актёрское искусство like Животные just because of me and I сказал(-а) that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 год old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no еще fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank Ты for those who took their time Чтение my story. Goodbye and I hope that Ты could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)

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FUNNY HAMSTERS

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Life's too short for the wrong job.

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Болталка

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Wut?

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Funny Цитаты

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i'm a tumor

Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

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"Pick up my poop!"

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Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy Ты сердце man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...

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The Fun Facts Of Life

posted by kinga10111

A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half еще than 8 times.

There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.

A shrimps сердце is in it’s head.

Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.

Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.

An оливковый, оливковое дерево can live up to 1500 years.

Cleopatra married two of her brothers.

Ants can’t shut their eyes.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.

Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.

Chewing...

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50 Болталка Вопросы people ask

posted by kinga10111

50 Болталка Вопросы people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will Ты marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...

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7 Sure things your mom should never know about your boyfriend

posted by neonstars

1.His cell phone number (picture this Ты are on a дата with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to Kiss and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and Ты turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...

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Am I the only one who can't stand his/her family? (This was too long for an answer-question)

posted by sapherequeen

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I bet I know what some of Ты are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat или what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two минуты when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my сделать ставку, ipod или laptop for a week if I left it open again. или when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...

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Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants

posted by BellaCullen96

Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the Далее table.
Turn around every thirty-seven секунды to the people at the Далее таблица and ask them if your сиденье, место, сиденья is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever Ты see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their таблица and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time Ты take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the таблица itself; and make sure to make...

Now Ты Know!

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