Eight час lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are Ты a really bad singer, или a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, Ты shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, Ты be allowed to touch the Лондон broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Супермен for dinner, would you?"
Every time Ты eat или drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This Статья was too short so I have to write this sentence.
Ask, "Excuse me, are Ты a really bad singer, или a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, Ты shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, Ты be allowed to touch the Лондон broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Супермен for dinner, would you?"
Every time Ты eat или drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This Статья was too short so I have to write this sentence.
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My Шоколад
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too кислый
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My виноград stepped on a таблица lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My Шоколад
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too кислый
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My виноград stepped on a таблица lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken пересекать, крест the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck пересекать, крест the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man пересекать, крест the road?
A: To get to the секунда hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey пересекать, крест the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey пересекать, крест the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
Q: Why did the woman пересекать, крест the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck пересекать, крест the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man пересекать, крест the road?
A: To get to the секунда hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey пересекать, крест the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey пересекать, крест the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
Q: Why did the woman пересекать, крест the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell Ты 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person Ты don't know
2)Then twirl another Болталка persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a Болталка persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool Пение the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and Показать them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a Болталка person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person Ты don't know
2)Then twirl another Болталка persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a Болталка persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool Пение the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and Показать them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a Болталка person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
