Malcolm X (1925-1965) "Cool it, brothers..." (His last words before being assassinated.)
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Karl Marx (1818-1883) "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't сказал(-а) enough."
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James McLain (1970) [American criminal] "Take lots of pictures! We are the revolutionaries!" (Before being killed by the police, as he tried to shoot his way to freedom at his trial.)
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Edwin Henry Murrant (1864-1902) [Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet] "Shoot straight, Ты bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" (To the firing squad that executed him.)
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John Pierpont морган (1837-1913) "I've got to get to the вверх of the hill..."
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Benito Mussolini (1883-1945) "But, but, mister Colonel..." (Before being executed.)
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Napoleon I (1769-1821) "Chief of the Army."
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Ramon Maria Narvaez (1800-1868) "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." (Said on his deathbed, when asked by a priest if he forgave his enemies.)
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Laurence Olivier (1907-1989) "This isn't Hamlet, Ты know, it's not meant to go into the bloody ear." (To his nurse, who spilt water over him while trying to moisten his lips.)
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Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount, Palmerston (1784-1865) "Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I shall do!" (Attributed last words.)
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St John Philby (Died1960) "God, I'm bored."
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Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) "Drink to me."
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Elvis Presley (1935-1977) "I hope I haven't bored you." (Concluding what would be his last press conference.)
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Sir Walter Raleigh (1554-1618) "I have a long journey to take, and must bid the company farewell."
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Cecil John Rhodes (1853-1902) "So little done, so much to do."
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James W. Rodgers (Died 1960) [American criminal] "Why yes, a bulletproof vest!" (On his final request before the firing squad.)
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945) "I have a terrific headache."
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Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) "Put out the light."
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Ethel Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are the first victims of American fascism!" (Before her execution.)
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Julius Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are innocent. That is the whole truth. To forsake this truth is to pay too high a price even for the priceless gift of life. For life thus purchased we could not live out in dignity." (Before his execution.)
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Damon Runyon (1884-1946) "You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year."
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Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) (1870-1916) "Put that bloody cigarette out." (Just before being killed by a sniper, 14 November 1916)
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George Sanders (1906-1972) "Dear World, I am leaving Ты because I am bored. I am leaving Ты with your worries. Good luck." (His suicide note.)
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John Sedgwick (1813-1864) "Nonsense, they couldn't hit an слон at this distance." (In response to a suggestion that he should not Показать himself over the parapet during the Battle of the Wilderness.)
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George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "I want to sleep..."
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Adam Smith (1723-1790) "I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place."
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Gertrude Stein (1874-1946) "Just before she [Stein] died she asked, `What _is_ the answer?' No answer came. She laughed and said, `In that case what is the question?' Then she died."
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Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965) "I feel faint." (Before collapsing.)
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Dylan Thomas (1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
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Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
`Have Ты made your peace with your God?'
`I never quarreled with my God.'
`But aren't Ты concerned about the Далее world?'
`One world at a time.'
(Discussion with his aunt on his deathbed)
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James Thurber (1894-1961) "God bless... God damn."
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Francisco `Pancho' вилла (1878-1923) "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I сказал(-а) something."
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Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)
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William Wallace (1270-1305, Scottish Patriot) "Freedom" [Ascribed to him in the film "Braveheart"; his actual last words, before being hanged, disembowelled, drawn and quartered, are unknown.]
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George Washington (1732-1799) "It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go."
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Daniel Webster (1782-1852) "I still live."
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Herbert George Wells (1866-1946) "Go away... I'm allright."
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Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Either this Обои goes, или I do!" [The authenticity of this quote is complicated by his deathbed conversion back to Catholicism and the fact that a priest was with him up to the very end. Another deathbed quotation is also attributed to him: he asked for Champagne to sip as he died, and as he sipped, he is reported to have said: "Alas, I am dying beyond my means."]
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Christopher Scott Emmett(1972-2008) "Tell my family and Друзья I Любовь them, tell the governor he just Остаться в живых my vote. Y'all hurry this along, I'm dying to get out of here." (Just before his execution in Virginia; he challenged the legality of lethal injections as cruel and unusual punishment, but a federal appeals court rejected his claims.)
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Karl Marx (1818-1883) "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't сказал(-а) enough."
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James McLain (1970) [American criminal] "Take lots of pictures! We are the revolutionaries!" (Before being killed by the police, as he tried to shoot his way to freedom at his trial.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Edwin Henry Murrant (1864-1902) [Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet] "Shoot straight, Ты bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" (To the firing squad that executed him.)
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John Pierpont морган (1837-1913) "I've got to get to the вверх of the hill..."
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Benito Mussolini (1883-1945) "But, but, mister Colonel..." (Before being executed.)
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Napoleon I (1769-1821) "Chief of the Army."
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Ramon Maria Narvaez (1800-1868) "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." (Said on his deathbed, when asked by a priest if he forgave his enemies.)
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Laurence Olivier (1907-1989) "This isn't Hamlet, Ты know, it's not meant to go into the bloody ear." (To his nurse, who spilt water over him while trying to moisten his lips.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount, Palmerston (1784-1865) "Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I shall do!" (Attributed last words.)
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St John Philby (Died1960) "God, I'm bored."
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Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) "Drink to me."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Elvis Presley (1935-1977) "I hope I haven't bored you." (Concluding what would be his last press conference.)
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Sir Walter Raleigh (1554-1618) "I have a long journey to take, and must bid the company farewell."
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Cecil John Rhodes (1853-1902) "So little done, so much to do."
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James W. Rodgers (Died 1960) [American criminal] "Why yes, a bulletproof vest!" (On his final request before the firing squad.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945) "I have a terrific headache."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) "Put out the light."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ethel Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are the first victims of American fascism!" (Before her execution.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Julius Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are innocent. That is the whole truth. To forsake this truth is to pay too high a price even for the priceless gift of life. For life thus purchased we could not live out in dignity." (Before his execution.)
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Damon Runyon (1884-1946) "You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year."
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Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) (1870-1916) "Put that bloody cigarette out." (Just before being killed by a sniper, 14 November 1916)
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George Sanders (1906-1972) "Dear World, I am leaving Ты because I am bored. I am leaving Ты with your worries. Good luck." (His suicide note.)
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John Sedgwick (1813-1864) "Nonsense, they couldn't hit an слон at this distance." (In response to a suggestion that he should not Показать himself over the parapet during the Battle of the Wilderness.)
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George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "I want to sleep..."
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Adam Smith (1723-1790) "I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place."
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Gertrude Stein (1874-1946) "Just before she [Stein] died she asked, `What _is_ the answer?' No answer came. She laughed and said, `In that case what is the question?' Then she died."
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Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965) "I feel faint." (Before collapsing.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dylan Thomas (1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
`Have Ты made your peace with your God?'
`I never quarreled with my God.'
`But aren't Ты concerned about the Далее world?'
`One world at a time.'
(Discussion with his aunt on his deathbed)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
James Thurber (1894-1961) "God bless... God damn."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Francisco `Pancho' вилла (1878-1923) "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I сказал(-а) something."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)
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William Wallace (1270-1305, Scottish Patriot) "Freedom" [Ascribed to him in the film "Braveheart"; his actual last words, before being hanged, disembowelled, drawn and quartered, are unknown.]
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George Washington (1732-1799) "It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go."
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Daniel Webster (1782-1852) "I still live."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Herbert George Wells (1866-1946) "Go away... I'm allright."
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Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Either this Обои goes, или I do!" [The authenticity of this quote is complicated by his deathbed conversion back to Catholicism and the fact that a priest was with him up to the very end. Another deathbed quotation is also attributed to him: he asked for Champagne to sip as he died, and as he sipped, he is reported to have said: "Alas, I am dying beyond my means."]
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Christopher Scott Emmett(1972-2008) "Tell my family and Друзья I Любовь them, tell the governor he just Остаться в живых my vote. Y'all hurry this along, I'm dying to get out of here." (Just before his execution in Virginia; he challenged the legality of lethal injections as cruel and unusual punishment, but a federal appeals court rejected his claims.)
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NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST звезда ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
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SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST звезда ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
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Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and Присоединиться us!
Allex: Ok. What are Ты doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and Присоединиться us!
Allex: Ok. What are Ты doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
don't worry this Статья is not about овца, овцы или bananas it is about a еще serious matter.
this is a Дебаты and i want everyone Чтение this
Письмо a Комментарий about what Ты think is write или wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
или the chicken?
thats my Дебаты and i want EVERYONE who's a Фан
of Болталка to write what they think is right
and become a Фан of me and become a Фан of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
или the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
this is a Дебаты and i want everyone Чтение this
Письмо a Комментарий about what Ты think is write или wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
или the chicken?
thats my Дебаты and i want EVERYONE who's a Фан
of Болталка to write what they think is right
and become a Фан of me and become a Фан of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
или the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
DEMENTED POEMS
Розы are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Розы are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Розы are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Показать me your tits
Розы make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Ты Любовь it up the shitter
Розы are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Розы are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Розы are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Розы are shit
Violets are crap
Показать me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Розы are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And глотать, ласточка it down
Розы are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Розы are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Розы are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Розы are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Показать me your tits
Розы make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Ты Любовь it up the shitter
Розы are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Розы are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Розы are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Розы are shit
Violets are crap
Показать me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Розы are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And глотать, ласточка it down
Розы are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while назад and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask Ты somethingand i want Ты to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Ты feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Ты to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi или Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask Ты somethingand i want Ты to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Ты feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Ты to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi или Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
