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Just a few things before the story; one, if there's something Ты don't like about it, please tell me! I want it to be as good as it can be. ^-^ Just please tell me in a respectful way, please. I would appreciate that. Thank you.
Also, this story will be a little (well, еще than a little) bloody and violent, and there may be some cussing later on. Just a warning.
That being said, I hope Ты like it!
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Gnarled branches. Green leaves grew from them—green leaves spotted with yellows and reds. They rustled dryly, talking of the upcoming season of autumn.
Below the canopy of trees and foliage, a boy slowly awoke to find himself lying on the ground, something sharp digging into his back. His left cheekbone and forehead throbbed with a dull pain, and when he rolled over and sat up to regain his bearings, a sharp twinge shot along his stomach, from his left side to his navel. He winced and looked around, noticing as he did another pain in the back of his neck.
He was in a forest, that was for sure, but how large it was and how close he was to the edge of it he couldn’t tell. From the darkness surrounding him, however, he could guess that he was deep inside, near the сердце of the forest.
He pushed himself to his feet and stood, albeit a bit shakily. Dark spots fluttered before his eyes. He shook his head to clear it, then took a careful step forward.
He needed to get out of the forest. That’s what it felt like, at least. There was something important he needed to do out there; he just couldn’t quite remember what it was.
He stopped at that thought.
He couldn’t remember why he needed to get out of the forest.
He couldn’t remember why he was in the forest in the first place.
He couldn’t remember how his face and stomach and neck had gotten hurt.
He couldn’t even remember who he was.
He stood there for a moment, blinking and letting the shock of this sink in. He didn’t have a name, a past, a purpose. He was just here, in the forest, alone and not having the slightest idea of what he was supposed to do next.
Get out of the forest, something told him. There was something Ты needed to do out there. Find out what it was and carry it through. Go on.
Numbly, he forced himself to take a step forward.
As he did so, his foot made contact with something soft, and he tripped, stumbled, and fell to the forest floor. He rolled over to see what he had tripped over and gasped in horror.
It was a dead body—the body of a young man, even a boy, not quite to adulthood and yet still not a child. The boy had been decapitated and mutilated, and the cloying stench of rotten flesh rose off of it. One maimed, bloodied hand grasped something in a claw-like grasp—something small, the color of sand.
He reached over and, shuddering, pried it out from the dead boy’s clutch.
It was a box—wooden and square and simple. It had Цветы carved into the top—a basic design, done plainly and honestly—with a small, steel lock holding it closed. Even though he knew it wouldn’t, he tried to open it.
The lid stayed firmly in place.
He sighed and began walking again, manipulating his way through briars and brambles and undergrowth and long, hanging branches. It took a long time—and hour, half an hour?—but eventually he could see pale light seeping out between the trees and knew he was nearing the edge. He ran the last few yards and burst out into the sunshine.
He was in a narrow, grassy strip of land and ran alongside a dusty dirt road. The трава was sparkling with dew, and the sun was rising over the east horizon. розовый and pale yellow fingers spread across the sky, and a black bird wheeled about in the air above his head. It was earlier than he had thought.
The bird swooped down and landed in the middle of the road. It was a crow, he knew, или perhaps a raven; he couldn’t tell. It looked at him, small black head cocked, eyes intelligent and curious, then gave a caw and took off, soaring back up into the sky.
He looked after it. Crow, he thought to himself. Something about the word sounded familar, as if it were something he heard often. It was an irritating thought, as he felt he could almost place it, but whenever he came close, it slipped away, always just out of reach. He took a few steps into the road and squinted up at the sky, where the ворона was now just a dark speck on the horizon.
“’Ello,” someone сказал(-а) behind him.
He jumped and spun around. A tall, scruffy, lank man stood there, carrying a винтовка and a small metal water bottle. Two bloodhounds stood behind him, sniffing at the road and at the man’s heels. The Собаки were thin and scrawny, but their мех shone and their eyes were clear.
“Oh. Hello,” he said. It came out in a whisper, hoarse and quiet. He could tell he hadn’t used it in a long time. He cleared his throat and tried again.
“Hello.” His voice was still hoarse, but audible. The man nodded and gave him a smile.
“Never seen ye ‘round here. Ye live in these parts?”
He shook his head.
“Where are ye from, then?”
He stared up at the man. Just another Вопрос he couldn’t answer. Where was he from? He couldn’t say for sure, and he didn’t want to lie, and yet here this man stood, looking down at him, waiting for an answer.
He pointed up into the forest, in the direction he had come from. “Up there.”
“In the forest?”
“Yes. I…my father built a кабина about a mile from the edge of it—the other edge, I mean, opposite from this one. I’ve lived there most of my life.”
“What are ye doing all the way down here? That’s at least a day’s walk, probably more, I would say. When’s the last time ye ate? Drank? Have ye slept lately?” The man peered down at his face, looking genuinely concerned.
“I…I haven’t eaten for a while,” he said, choosing not to answer the man’s first question. He didn’t really know why he was lying. Somehow the truth just didn’t seem believable.
“Well, come on then,” the man said. “We’ve got plenty at my house—plenty to eat and drink, and we’ve got a guest room. еще of a closet than anythin’, but it’ll have to do. That is,” the man interrupted himself thoughtfully, “if ye’ll come.”
He nodded. “If it’s alright.”
“Wouldn’t have invited ye if it weren’t,” the man said, starting off down the road. “What’s yer name, anyhow?”
He hurried after the man, still holding the box tightly. The man looked down at him expectantly. He stared at the ground. His name. What was his name? Such a simple Вопрос it was, and yet he had no clue how to answer it.
He thought back to the bird, how familiar that word had been. Crow. Why did that word ring a bell? he wondered. Crow…crow.
“Crow,” he repeated, thoughtfully.
“Crow? Yer name’s Crow?”
He looked up, surprised. Could that be his name? It felt right, at least. And he needed a name. ворона would suffice, at least for now.
“Yes,” he said. “My name’s Crow.”
“That’s quite the unusual name,” the man said. “I’m Jonathan. Live right down the road a little ways, I do. Small, honest cabin, еще of a shack, really, but it’s nice and cozy and keeps out the cold in the win’ertime. Not quite big enough for me, my wife, my children, and my hounds, so Poplar and Cedar here,” he nodded to the bloodhounds, “have to sleep outside, on the porch. Can’t say they really like that arrangement, and I can’t say I really do meself, but my wife insists. Don’t really think she wanted to get ‘em in the first place…”
As Jonathan droned on, ворона again studied the box in his hand. He noticed a stain on the lid that he hadn’t seen before—a crimson stain, the color of rust. Dried blood, he realized. Shuddering, he wiped it off.
“What’ve ye got there?” Jonathan asked.
ворона looked up, startled. “A box. Found it in the woods.”
“Ah.” Jonathan whistled and called Poplar, who was investigating a rabbit carcass at the edge of the road. Poplar gave it one last sniff, then trotted over.
“Crow,” Jonathan said, turning back to him. ворона looked up.
“Yes?”
“Can I ask ye something?”
еще questions, ворона thought. Out loud he said, “Yes. Of course.”
“Ye ever seen anything…strange out there?”
Crow’s brow creased. “Strange?”
“Yea…strange. The Fair Folk, Crow. Skinwalkers, vampyrs, griffins and phoenix and wendigo. Unhuman-type folk.”
“I…uh…can’t say I ever have,” ворона said. “Why?”
“Nothin’. Just rumors and the like. People say there’s things in the forest, evil, mischievous fellows. Put up protection ‘round their houses, ye know. Horseshoes hangin’ over doorways, crosses all over their property. Had a baby carried away before, ye know. Fair Folk swapped him out with one o’ their own kind. A changeling. Ugly little spriggan spawn, ye know. Died in a week. Human baby never showed up again. So now everyone’s еще careful ‘bout them unhuman-folk, ‘specially the Fair Folk. Them’s the worst. Wicked little creatures, them is.
“Ah,” Jonathan said, nodded at a small row of cabins lining the side of the road. “Here’s me shack now. C’mon, now, Crow, and my wife’ll take good care o’ ye—wash ye up and give ye some Еда and a place to sleep. Ye look like ye could use it.”
Jonathan turned into the yard of one of the houses and thumped up onto the porch, ворона trailing behind him. Jonathan knocked loudly on the door.
After a moment the door swung open, revealing a woman wearing a long, розовый checkered dress and her golden-brown hair pinned up in a bun. She had an hourglass figure and a round, pretty face that lit up when she saw Jonathan.
“’Ello, Dina,” Jonathan said.
“You’re back,” Dina said, still beaming. She seemed to not have noticed ворона standing there with his head bowed, as she went on talking. “Your hunting expeditions never do last long, do they?”
Jonathan smiled and shrugged. “Never long enough to catch much, that’s fer sure.”
Dina smiled and embraced him, then pulled away, one hand resting on his shoulder. “You didn’t get anything this time, did you?”
Jonathan stepped back and swept an arm at Crow. “I got this.”
“Oh!” Dina looked a bit shocked, and she took a step backwards, towards the front door. She blinked, then repeated herself. “Oh. Oh, hello.”
ворона looked up at her. “Hello.”
Dina took a few steps towards him—a bit cautiously, it seemed to Crow. “And who are you?”
ворона looked back down. He felt out-of-place and uncomfortable, shy. “Crow.”
“Excuse me?”
“His name’s Crow, Dina,” Jonathan interrupted. “This here’s me wife, Crow,” he continued. “Dina Carlson. Dina, could ye fix him somethin’? I’ll take him to the washing room, so he can clean himself up a bit.”
Dina nodded and stepped inside, holding the door open until Jonathan and ворона had entered. Then she let it свинг, качели closed with a bang and set about in the kitchen, taking out pots and pans and various ingredients.
“What would Ты like, Crow?”
“Pardon?” ворона looked up.
“What would Ты like to eat?”
“Um…just тост is fine, ma’am, if it’s not too much trouble.”
“It’s not. Jonathan, get the children up, will you? It’s eight-thirty already. Crow, the washing room is just down the hall and to the right. The basin is filled up, but it might be a bit chilly; I’ll heat it up for Ты if you’d like.”
ворона nodded. “Alright. Thank you, ma’am.” He almost winced. The words sounded too polite, too formal for this household. He gave a slight nod of his head and ducked out into the hall, following Dina’s directions until he reached the washing room.
He stepped inside and closed the door, then surveyed the room. It was small, claustrophobic, almost, with the basin for him to wash in, a mirror hanging on the Стена to his right, and a small white cabinet which, ворона assumed, was filled with soap, sponges, combs, and other such appliances. He opened it, found that he was correct, and picked out a bar of soap. Then he turned and glanced at himself in the mirror. His eyes widened in surprise, and he took a step back, bumping into the wall.
Two large bruises, both the size of a small fist, were blooming on his cheekbone and forehead, purple and green and black. His skin was deathly pale, almost white, and he had dark circles under each eye, as if someone had smeared his face with charcoal. His hair, straight and black, was oily and filthy, his face covered with grime and dirt and his lips chapped. He understood now why Dina had looked so shocked when she first had seen him.
He looked like a wild animal.
ворона blinked at his reflection, then shook his head and turned away, pulling his рубашка up over his head for his bath. The shirt, he noticed, was tattered, and also had a considerable amount of dirt coating it. ворона dipped it into the water and scrubbed at it with the soap, then hung it on the cabinet door to dry.
As he did so, he felt the sharp twinge stab through his stomach again, worse this time. He gasped from the pain and looked down.
A long scar stretched across his abdomen, in the same place the pain had shot through; from the side to the center of his stomach. He stared at it, feeling this was important, feeling like he should know what had happened, how he had gotten such a wound.
The feeling gave him the sensation of being empty and blank, as if someone had hollowed him out and then left him alone, to figure out how to best go about things.
And he was going to, he decided. He was going to figure it out, figure everything out—who he was, what had happened to him, why he couldn’t remember anything. He was going to figure it out.
ворона crossed his arms over his chest, shivering, and tightened his grip on the box.
It did little to comfort him.
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, Ты guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do Ты want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a пицца with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings Ты want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, или added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A день In The Life Of A Fanpop User


(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in еще articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is...
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I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude Комментарии to yourself. I hope Ты like it and please tell me what Ты think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Иисус in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. Любовь him или hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. Фред Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, Любовь this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I Любовь Любовь Любовь this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in Любовь with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper или self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are горький but the Фрукты is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which Ты can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming или seem polite. или he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, или worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear еще of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? или simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
posted by deathding
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the амазонка River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every день of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy или grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...
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(I made this around two years назад and never finished it so..... HERE Ты GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, сороконожка and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed by Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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posted by Canada24
#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I Любовь this show, but it become less and less Популярное after Charlie left. And the producers...
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I wanted to include some of my Избранное disturbing events in history. This is only a brief overview of the events, I encourage Ты to go research them yourselves. I intentionally included a lot of the lesser known events in history.

0, Ant-walking alligator people of Hiroshima
I know this is an old Статья that probably no one goes to anymore, but I have something I need to take off my mind. I am a little hard to disturb when it comes to military history, but this... I've been struggling with it all morning. I'll just say this, don't look it up, don't look for the pictures, save yourself the...
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posted by chrystea
Ты will need an object(you can carry),a yellow или white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a минута then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take Ты on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And Ты often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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posted by Directioner3300
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Друзья или anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one день he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they сказал(-а) goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The Далее день Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset или lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my Пароль for Fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the Комментарии and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.

that being сказал(-а) i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.

i changed my Пароль so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if Ты see some retarded post made by me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.

soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day









for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if Ты don't believe me then find your choice.
Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As Ты have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose Ты can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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Source: Google Обои
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Source: disneyscreencaps.com