Эй,
this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.
Offender #1: Gladiformers.
Do I even need to explain this one? It's a Трансформеры knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.
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Offender #2: Ratatoing
This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.
Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters
Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters aren't scary (one plays hopscotch on the Great Wall) and the aliens are boring "Little Green Men".
Offender #4: What's Up Balloon To the Rescue
How dare this company rip off one of the greatest Pixar movies, Up. This movie has a terrible plot, characters, and no real surprises.
Offender #5: The Little Cars (and it's sequels)
This movie rips off Cars. This evil knock off has the most boring male protagonist, and the tow truck in this movie is еще of a redneck than Mater.
Offender #6: Mega Powers
This is the worst Power Rangers ripoff.
Offender #7: Tiny Robots
This movie not only rips off WALL-E, it also rips off звезда Wars, as the evil leader looks like Darth Vader.
This company is so evil!
Offender #1: Gladiformers.
Do I even need to explain this one? It's a Трансформеры knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.
link
Offender #2: Ratatoing
This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.
Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters
Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters aren't scary (one plays hopscotch on the Great Wall) and the aliens are boring "Little Green Men".
Offender #4: What's Up Balloon To the Rescue
How dare this company rip off one of the greatest Pixar movies, Up. This movie has a terrible plot, characters, and no real surprises.
Offender #5: The Little Cars (and it's sequels)
This movie rips off Cars. This evil knock off has the most boring male protagonist, and the tow truck in this movie is еще of a redneck than Mater.
Offender #6: Mega Powers
This is the worst Power Rangers ripoff.
Offender #7: Tiny Robots
This movie not only rips off WALL-E, it also rips off звезда Wars, as the evil leader looks like Darth Vader.
This company is so evil!
So, it's been five years since Ты passed. I wanted to take a few минуты to remind people of how wonderful Ты were and how much Ты impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your Любовь Благодарности on my Стена and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do Ты remember when Ты told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that Ты calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had еще time to be Друзья and hang out together. I really do. Ты were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to Ты and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank Ты so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do Ты remember when Ты told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that Ты calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had еще time to be Друзья and hang out together. I really do. Ты were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to Ты and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank Ты so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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I noticed some very sad things if Ты replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..
1: Jack's горький line "teach me and your just run away again или something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole год when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill или capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man by this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If Ты have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
1: Jack's горький line "teach me and your just run away again или something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole год when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill или capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man by this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If Ты have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..