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posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, Наруто couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Наруто timeskip
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Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look at her, and they'll die!

Yo mama's so ugly, Jiraiya saw her and turned gay!

Yo mama's so hairy Наруто thought she was a Summon.

Yo mama's so fat, she scared L into giving up all sweets.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Spike Spiegel choke on his cigarette

Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Sailor Bubba feel dirty.

Yo mama's so fat that she cant even fit in the expanding plug suit.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Loz cry.

Yo mama's so dumb that when she was handed the death note, she thought they were asking for her autograph.

Yo mama's so fat that she broke the HP limit!

Yo mama's so hairy and ugly that she got used as Ashitare's stunt double.

Yo mama's so stupid she makes Tristan look like Einstein!

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Vash look anorexic!

Yo mama's so hairy that she has to go to Furfest to meet a man.

Yo mama's breath is so nasty that it chases away Miasma.

Yo mama's so round that she makes a Pokéball look flat!

Yo mama's so ugly, Saya thought she was a Chiropteran.

Yo mama's so dumb, she failed out of Cromartie High School.

Yo mama's so old and fat they use her wrinkles as set terrain for Dragon Ball Z.

Yo mama's nosehairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous!

Yo mama's so fat that she was mistaken for Mt. Fuji at the Sakura festival.

Yo mama's so fat she makes a Snorlax look like a chihuahua!

Yo mama's so ugly that when Nozomu Itoshiki saw her, he didn't even bother with his "ZETSUBOUSHITA!" speech - he skipped straight to hanging himself.

Yo mama's so fat that it took the entire Dragon Ball Z crew 1 week just to lift her off the ground.

Yo mama's cosplay is so bad that she got beat by a Narutard in the masquerade!

Yo mama's so ugly that when Какаси looked directly at her, he Остаться в живых an eye.

Yo mama's so fat that she tried to eat someone dressed as a box of Pocky!

Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Orochimaru look beautiful.

Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight.

Yo Mama'S eyebrows are so thick, that even Rock Lee was disgusted

Yo momma so ugly even Наруто cant "believe it"

yo mama so ugly she is the reason Какаси wears a mask

Yo mama so fat that Neji couldn't hit her chakra points.
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Sense whatsupbugs reviewed Hazbin, I thought it'll be a fun excuse to re-review Helluva Boss. Back in the day, Viv made two pilots on her channel, both set in hell. And I knew from the beginning this was the one I preferred, the sitcom styled one starring Brandon Rogers and Richard Steven Horvitz.. Yeah that's right, she has Zim..

Like Hazbin, this series is intended for adult audiences. It deals with strong language, sexual content, and violence..

Like all shows, this has both positives and negatives, though the negatives are why I'm reluctant on watching Hazbin. Sense it's the same creator,...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so Зачарованная by your beauty that I ran into that Стена over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime Ты passed by, just so I could stare at Ты a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1)"Why, do Ты find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Любовь the секунда grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Ты actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with еще than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are Ты busy?" или "Are Ты doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and Ты want to confuse them. No laughing или anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Друзья do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do Ты want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is Ты who is calling me. Ok, so what did Ты need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. Ты called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! Ты are the one who called me! Now i ask one еще time who are Ты and why did Ты call my at this...
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posted by sakurahanazono
Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and Ты have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation by saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall или any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way Ты laugh as Ты wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt или Uncle. If Ты dare, hug them.
5. While passing a Болталка stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für логово, ден Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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