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posted by ITF
(written by ITF - also known as TheShadowWarrior - in memory of all the little goldfish in the world)


Here I swim, round and round
Same old thing, round and round
From morning's dawn to evening's light
I swim in circles день and night
My keeper's coming. Something new?
No, it's not. Just the same tasteless food.
Друзья all gone and my water's stale,
I wanted a paradise, instead I got a jail.
What did I do? What have I done?
This bowl on the counter top, it ain't no fun.

Here I stay, round and round
In constant misery, round and round
People came to take a look
Like I was just a picture from a book,
No one considered that I have a life
Which should be full of joy, not pain and strife.
I would be better off to be a dog или be a cat
Who would never be confined to a bowl and left like that.
Does anyone care? Will anyone set me free?
I just want to live in a pound with other fishes like me.

My time is ticking, round and round
The days are passing, round and round
Their interest is gone, but I am still here
I am small, frail and weak, my death is near
I want to leave, to say goodbye
I know that in Heaven, God will give me a wonderful life.
As I struggle to breath, I float to the вверх
Perhaps today, my worn-out сердце will stop
Although I was fed, my keepers did not truly care for me
They say they Любовь animals, but they never could see.
No one came to set me free
It's too late, now. I know I will die in this misery
One last swim, round and round
No еще dreams, round and round
One last wish, round and round
Please don't ever keep any рыба like this.
One last breath, round and round
I am a goldfish, here and now
I sink to the bottom... round and round
added by I_love_pokemon
This literally should be the anthem of Valentine's день 🤣 Ты either stay together или break up. или your someone like me, Ты don't have или never had a boyfriend XD
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Бруно Марс
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posted by Bluekait
1. Do Ты sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know Ты like guys yet?
3. Are Ты a girly girl?
4. Small или large purses?
5. Are Ты short?
6. Do Ты like somebody?
7. Do Ты care if your socks are dirty?
8. Do Ты like Halloween?
9. Are Ты double jointed?
10. Where is the weirdest place Ты have slept?
11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
12. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
13. Do Ты call anybody by their last name?
14. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

GIRLS BE HONEST...
15. What color is the bra that you're wearing?...
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posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
Iluvpelon14

Yay
One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental Главная for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a круг like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...
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Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and Любовь potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in Любовь if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered Шоколад a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of Шоколад a день before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in Любовь approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic Любовь suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...
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posted by marksmen456
 Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
The sound of a Large object on the floor,Being dragged in this,Foggy,Ominous place, What was this place? It was Silent Hill, That noise Ты hearing,Is none other than Pyramid Head, Dragging his sword around,Searching for James. He always does,For he is the Guilt,And the Excecutioner.

The Fog,That,Never ending Fog,It will always be there, But, Something Broke that mist, A tall figure, Wearing a Classical suit, With no face, Having these, Tendrils bursting out of his back. He stood there, In the mist,Alone.

Pyramid Head, Who saw something, Turned, Seeing this, Tall, Slender Man He looked at the...
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posted by iluvsmj
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of Ты bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of Ты bastards who are getting on, get your жопа, попка in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want Ты to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When Ты come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...
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spoof of spongebob-Mario Patties!
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this is guys cheerleading..that is what a power puff game is...guys cheerlead and girl play football..rate and Комментарий please..
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