When life gives Ты lemons, make оранжевый сок and leave the world wondering how the heck Ты did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first Ты don't succeed, destroy everything.
An яблоко a день can keep any doctor away if Ты throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 еще letters in the alphabet.
Do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight, или should I walk by again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, Любовь you, talk to Ты later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download Еда from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my день could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the Стена gets in the way.
That annoying moment when Ты finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, Ты need to use the restroom.
Ты don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if Ты miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have Ты ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five еще minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when Ты see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and Ты think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have Ты ever had a fly или small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether Ты win или lose, what matters is if I win или lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, или sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope Ты enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first Ты don't succeed, destroy everything.
An яблоко a день can keep any doctor away if Ты throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 еще letters in the alphabet.
Do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight, или should I walk by again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, Любовь you, talk to Ты later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download Еда from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my день could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the Стена gets in the way.
That annoying moment when Ты finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, Ты need to use the restroom.
Ты don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if Ты miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have Ты ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five еще minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when Ты see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and Ты think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have Ты ever had a fly или small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether Ты win или lose, what matters is if I win или lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, или sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope Ты enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
