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Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened by any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a Космос at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention или care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern Популярное in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the вверх of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents или manufacturer are found on any portion of the object. When any human subject completely removes the lid of SCP-465-01, an array of decorations, furniture, and a group of at least 20 people (collectively SCP-465-02) appear spontaneously in the room или immediate vicinity in which the box was opened. These individuals proceed to celebrate raucously and actively attempt to include the subject in their festivities (primarily dancing and consumption of alcohol). Though most members of SCP-465-02 are persistent in these attempts, and several of them extremely persuasive, the subject does not appear to be compelled to participate. Should the subject attempt to leave the party, additional members of SCP-465-02 will manifest at any location that the subject visits for the duration of the "party".

Approximately 5 hours following the appearance of SCP-465-02, all instances of SCP-465-02 will simultaneously vanish, accompanied by the subject if he или she has consumed any amount of alcohol in the course of the party. At the same time, the lid of SCP-465-01 will reappear atop the box in the closed position, and any damage sustained by SCP-465-01 in the course of the party is reversed. Attempts to close или damage the box prior to the end of the time have had no effects on this phenomenon, nor have attempts to distance the subject from SCP-465-01 prior to the conclusion of the "party". Subjects that have vanished as a result of interaction with the box may appear among the members of SCP-465-02 during subsequent activations of SCP-465-01, expressing little или no association with their original identities.

Of the individuals comprising SCP-465-02, only two have appeared on every occasion that the box has been opened. The first (designated 02-A001) is a male disc jockey, and appears with a таблица covered in sound equipment and other tools, which he uses to play a wide variety of Музыка audible wherever instances of SCP-465-02 are present. The секунда (designated 02-A002) is a male bartender, and appears with a small, well stocked bar from which he distributes a variety of alcoholic beverages. An additional 185 unique members of SCP-465-02 have been identified, many of which have appeared on two или еще separate occasions (most notably 02-A048 and 02-A162).

If a "party guest" appearing as part of SCP-465-02 is touched by any individual other than the subject who opened SCP-465-01, that "guest" will immediately become hysterical and incoherent, pleading in slurred speech with the individual who made contact. The majority of these "guests" will attempt to flee from the vicinity, and will vanish upon entering an area where no other elements of SCP-465-02 are present. The remainder of "guests" affected in this way will fall dead within several минуты of contact. The corpses of these individuals do not vanish with the rest of SCP-465-02, nor do such individuals appear in future manifestations of SCP-465-02. Autopsies reveal cause of death to be a combination of exhaustion and blood alcohol levels in excess of 1.8.

By contrast, 02-A001 and 02-A002 consistently ignore all individuals save for the activating subject and other members of SCP-465-02. Attempts at physical contact with either entity have resulted in premature termination of the "party". The significance of 02-A001 and 02-A002 remains unknown.
posted by kicksomebut23
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Pretty. Com
Turkey.com
Time.com
Chicken.com
Crazy.com
Boys.com
Girls.com
Purple.com (The website is just purple)
Pink.com
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Rap.com
People.com
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Power.com...
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posted by KristineGiangan
Have Ты ever experience that Ты don't have any Друзья ? loner ? Ano ba talaga ng Friendships ?

Diba ang kaibigan laging na diyan sa tabi mo? Hindi ka nila iiwan at higit sa lahat lagi mong karamay .

What if ang mga kaibigan mo ay nakasala sayo ?
Papatawarin mo sila ulit . Pero ayaw naman ng mama mo . na makipagkaibiganka ulit sa kanila . Sila lang yung mga kaibigan mo since elementary hanggang naging High School ka .

Ano ba dapat gawin ? Susundin mo mama или Kaibigan nalang ang pipiliin mo ?

Kaibigan dapat ipapaglalaban . Kung hindi mo alam ang gagawin mo dapat maaliwasan mo muna ang isapan mo....
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Legend of Zelda Rap: By Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh Ты thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen Ты f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't Ты think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give...
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Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.

"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...














































































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posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, Наруто couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Наруто timeskip
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Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look...
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