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Now Ты can listen to the Numa Numa song forever, make a mixtape of all of the Numa Numas and annoy your whole neighborhood! All the Numa Numa you've never wanted in your life!

Original by Ozone: link

English Version by Ozone: link

Alina Vesion: link

Gabry Ponte Remix: link

Haiducii Version: link

Brazilian Version: link

Korean Version by Hyun Young: link

Chinese Version by Josi Kok: link

Japanese Version by Berryz Koubou: link

Onda Choc: link

Festa No Ape: link

Indonesian Version by Barakatak: link

Finnish Version: link

Dutch Version by Antonia: link

Hebrew: link

Rock Version: link

Rock Version 2: link

Metal Version: link

Metal Version 2: link

Opera Version: link

Russian Version by DJ Slon: link

Israeli Version: link

Vietnamese Version by Vu Ha: link

Czech Version: link

Estonian Version: link

Zorzon: link

Marica Tu: link

Miisztar Version: link

Simone Version: link

Koi No Maia Hi: link

Fancy Version: link

Skidipops Version: link

2moro Version: link

Elva Hasio Vesion: link

Nicholis Louw Version: link

Bangman Version: link

Bloodhound Gang Version: link

Audiosmog Version: link

Yvagelynn Version: link

Songs with parts of the Numa Numa in them

Live Your Life: link

Girls: link
posted by justinfangrrl
I did write this on tumblr. It's both opinion and fact. More-so on fact. Say what Ты want. But don't be rude.

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A rant for the earth~ Idle no еще

-just a rant, reblog if Ты wish/if Ты Любовь the earth- //read if Ты want

Jeez, I was having a conversation with my mom (a social studies teacher) about racism and how odd it is that somehow all the corrupt, stupid people get picked to be a Country’s leader. [This isn’t always the case of course, but it happens еще than it should]

I can honestly say that Stephen Harper is probably the most despicable, corrupt, moronic, pathetic excuse of a Prime...
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"See you!" Emma сказал(-а) turning the corner on her bike. Eve and Mellissa waved in reply. The rest of the school день went by pretty quickly for them. "Eve, can I see your place? We've seen mine and Emma’s just not yours." Mellissa asked. "No, my room would be, uh, too messy. Maybe some other time," Eve сказал(-а) panicking. "Gosh, okay then. I'll see Ты tomorrow." Mellissa replied. "There's something Eve's hiding... and I'm going to find out!" Mellissa thought.

Mellissa followed Eve to a small one story house that looked warm and cozy. Mellissa hid behind the side. Eve turned around in Mellissa's...
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The Далее день was Wednesday, which meant they met with Ms. Winters again. "I'm kind of scared!" Emma whined. Mellissa and Eve rolled their eyes. “Come on, Emma!" Eve threw back her head. "Fine." Emma replied back.

When it was time, Ms. Winters pulled them inside the classroom. "We're going to learn your abilities. Eve, Ты first. Think bats." Ms. Winters said. Eve got up and closed her eyes. Fangs shot out of mouth and her once small human frame morphed into a bat. "Squeeeeeak! Squeeeaaaak!" Eve tried to say.

"Nice job, Miss Dipalo.Now Mellissa. If Ты don't already know, Ты have super strength,...
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First off, I’m trying to convey that I find your statement или remark funny, even though I may или may not be laughing behind this screen. Some people are too lazy to laugh, или just do it to make them think that they like Ты in order to get something out of you. Those kind of lolers are NOT your friends, I repeat NOT. For those who are clueless about what I’m talking about, “lol” is internet slang for laugh out loud and is probably the most used word on the internet and about 90% of internet denizens use this slang word in their daily online conversations, blog posts, comments, etc....
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected by wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited by one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit или other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that Ты have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers или water witches. Someone who can locate water или Остаться в живых object with a rod или wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see или sense aura, или energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week Ты eat или want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 или 10.

Let's say Ты eat Шоколад 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number by 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the Назад result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that by 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current год (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If Ты haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming Ты were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 или 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one или two digits will be the number of times per week Ты eat или want Шоколад (the number Ты specified in the first step).

8 pieces of Шоколад a week, 35 years of age.
posted by misscrazel
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                  Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
 "It's a long story. Ты wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. Ты can tell me if Ты ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
posted by animelol
-Every year, nearly 4 million Кошки are eaten in Asia
-On average, Кошки spend 2/3 of a день sleeping,that means a 9 год old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. Собаки and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of Кошки is called a "clowder"
-Female Кошки tend to be right pawed, while male Кошки are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, Собаки make 10.
-Some siamese Кошки appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A Кошки eyesight is both better and...
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If Ты could see inside my heart
Then Ты will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep Ты hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the огонь we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
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What еще can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, Эй, but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I Любовь her)
That I Любовь her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are Ты ready for секунды yet?"

"Are Ты going to come again Далее time?"

"It's a little dry, do Ты still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do Ты think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, Ты never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be Далее in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well Ты know that face или a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If Ты don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of Ты don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy сказал(-а) she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge оладья, кекс, маффин on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I Любовь Ты sugar
Yeah this is what Ты do
When Ты run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make Ты stay
You’re the only one that keeps me Пение la la la
I Любовь to smell your t-shirt
I like the way Ты are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what Ты do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what Ты do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how Ты do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...
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Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that Ты want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything Ты choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make Ты happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this Любовь we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...
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I’m not the girl that Ты see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what Ты need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what Ты get is what Ты see
And I can’t be any еще than what I am
Love me for me или don’t Любовь me (Or don’t Любовь me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who Ты want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...
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Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no Вопрос chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Поцелуи like that
We don’t need no еще that he сказал(-а) she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Поцелуи like that
We don’t need no еще that he сказал(-а) she said
He сказал(-а) girl...
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posted by randomgirl3000
Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time или due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors или teaching assistance, your friends, your family или school counselors. By having a reliable network of support, Ты allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course Ты don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights назад and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Письмо skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? еще like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
Am sure Ты all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people by where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out Видео about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that by just looking at the title, Ты know it was made by someone who lacks a soul. here is the Название of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when Ты think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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