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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.
I live with радуга Dash, and we were going to Переместить into a very nice house by a кекс factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.
радуга Dash: *Putting bags into the хобот, ствол of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
радуга Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
радуга Dash: *Closes trunk* What Ты really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on вверх of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
радуга Dash: I can't wait to try it out.
We got into радуга Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.
Scootaloo: Ты know what else would be great?
радуга Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
радуга Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for Ты to practice.
Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.
радуга Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.
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Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.
радуга Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass радуга Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
радуга Dash: That's because we're awesome.
Surprisingly, радуга Dash, and that пони in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew радуга Dash would win.
Unknown Pony: *About to pass радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*
This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the вверх of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.
радуга Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
радуга Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & радуга Dash: AWESOME!!!
радуга Dash: I Любовь this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
радуга Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.
When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
радуга Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to кекс factory* I work over there across the улица, уличный from your house. Ты can come over anytime Ты want, but remember, Ты must not eat Капкейки on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat Капкейки on Sunday?
радуга Dash: Let me tell Ты after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing радуга Dash. It slowly passes by which makes her nervous*
радуга Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* Ты alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so Ты can tell me why I shouldn't eat Капкейки on Sunday.
Me, and радуга Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why Ты shouldn't eat Капкейки on Sunday.
радуга Dash: A few weeks ago, a пони was eating a кекс on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
радуга Dash: She got attacked by some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
радуга Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of Фан fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
радуга Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the пони eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the пони to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
радуга Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where Ты put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
радуга Dash: What did Ты think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
радуга Dash: Okay, if Ты don't believe me, it's your loss.
I never did believe радуга Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.
Далее morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if радуга Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.
Scootaloo: радуга Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
радуга Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see Ты later.
радуга Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
радуга Dash: Wait a second!!
Scootaloo: What?
радуга Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*
The кекс factory was right across the улица, уличный from where I lived, but if I told радуга Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.
Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter by a огонь hydrant, and enters the кекс factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are Ты sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the кекс dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! Ты thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*
All Ты gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave Ты alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let Ты do whatever Ты want.
Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT Капкейки ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.
The End............
Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!
When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... Ты know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.
Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of пони would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of радуга Dash, do Ты remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill Ты two if Ты lost, but since Ты ate a кекс on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I сказал(-а) go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make Ты fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* Ты are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, Ты will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* Ты do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot Ты with this, and make Ты fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do Ты have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the Стена behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! Ты ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!
He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five секунды he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.
Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be еще specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.
They all ran off to try, and find me.
I ran out of the Капкейки factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.
Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another пони riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
пони on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* радуга Dash сказал(-а) there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious день for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard 3: Get the snowboards!!
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Scootaloo: *Skiing downhill*
Guards: *Catching up to Scootaloo. They're in a single file line behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Slows down*
Guards: *Moving left, and right*
Guard 4: *Crashes into a tree*
Guard 2: *Right Далее to Scootaloo on the left side*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
Guard 2: *Aims his gun*
Guard 1: *On Scootaloo's right side, aiming his gun at her*
Scootaloo: *Ducks*
Guards 1 & 2: *Shoot each other*
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo, and the other guards far ahead of him. He stands up, and starts going down the холм, хилл again on his snowboard*
Scootaloo: *Sees a road in front of her* oh no.
Guards: Look out!!
Scootaloo: *Attaches her ski pole to the back bumper of a car, and it pulls her away from the guards*
Guards: That road turns right. We'll go down the Далее part of the hill, and catch her there.
They crossed the road.
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo on the road* What are those other guards doing? *Jumps onto the back of a pick up truck, and aims his gun at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Sees the road going to the right*
Guard 4: *Shoots three bullets at Scootaloo*
Truck Driver: *Stops his truck*
Guard 4: ehhh..
The 4th guard goes flying into the air after being punched.
Scootaloo: *Sees the guards waiting on the right side of the road*
Guards: *Shooting the car*
Scootaloo: *Flies to the left side of the road* Эй, it's working! *Lands on the snow*
Guards: *Cross the road, and go down the холм, хилл on their snowboards*
Scootaloo: Okay. Only two of them left. How will I lose them?
Guard 5: *Fires 1 bullet*
Scootaloo: *Sees the bullet miss her*
Guard 3: *Pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's jammed*
Scootaloo: *Sees another road* Not this again.
Guard 5: Not this again.
Scootaloo: Well. I'll just have to fly. *Uses her wings to fly over the road* Haha!
The two guards were too busy staring at me, that they weren't paying any attention to the road.
Pony: *Driving a 1955 Beetle*
Guards: AHH!! *Crash into the beetle*
Guard 3: *Flying into the air, and manages to shoot only one bullet at Scootaloo, but he misses*
Scootaloo: HAHA!! *Hums along to the song* I hope they use that song for a TV show, because it sounds catchy.
After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the улица, уличный from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.
Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell Ты something.
Jeff: Ты look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if Ты don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill Ты two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how Ты just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess Ты forgot about everything else Ты were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. Ты are not going to leave me. I want Ты to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.
Meanwhile, at my house.
Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
радуга Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony украл, палантин it.
радуга Dash: Why didn't Ты tell me as soon as Ты got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
радуга Dash: How did Ты get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told Ты that I always wanted to fly?
радуга Dash: Wait. Are Ты saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
радуга Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.
So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. или at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link
Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do Ты want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All Ты have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? Ты pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have Ты found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: Ты owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are Ты doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*
Me, and радуга Dash found my scooter. It was stolen by some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.
радуга Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .
It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.
Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
радуга Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
радуга Dash: Go Главная Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
радуга Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
радуга Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. Ты are a coward.
радуга Dash: Excuse me?
They stopped fighting.
Guard 4: I сказал(-а) Ты are a coward.
радуга Dash: Do Ты even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
радуга Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs радуга Dash from behind* Are Ты sure you're not afraid of anything?
радуга Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a огонь hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
радуга Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
радуга Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give Ты $35,000 if Ты let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
радуга Dash: I'm worth еще then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto радуга Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
радуга Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
радуга Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*
радуга Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.
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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.
Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was еще like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.
радуга Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To радуга Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
радуга Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
радуга Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
радуга Dash: Why are Ты just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
радуга Dash: What did Ты do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
радуга Dash: Scoots, Ты okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
радуга Dash: Ты do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
радуга Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!
He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.
At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a пони that had dynamite.
Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether Ты like it или not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, Ты got a point there. How about, we have Ты further away from the explosions?
Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.
Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether Ты like it или not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Back at the house, радуга Dash was not happy with me.
радуга Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a кекс today.
радуга Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn Ты not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
радуга Dash: I think we should Переместить back to the облако house. After that, you're grounded.
Oh well. Life isn't fair.
The End
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