When it comes to guys, Ты can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer. However, there are some things Ты might not know about the male that go beyond their Избранное team, position, and alcoholic beverage. For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys Ты probably didn't know, didn't want to know, или didn't take the time to notice.
1. As much as Ты want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When Ты tell a guy Ты are still good Друзья with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."
2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with before Ты reveal your numbers. Anything above 10 is generally considered slutty, and anything below 5 is generally considered a lie.
3. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.
4. Guys like it when it's bare, Ты know where. "If a girl's got a nice box I'll go down on her anytime." If that doesn't say it, I don't know what does.
5. They don't like your drunken alter ego. If he's really nice he will hold your hair back while Ты puke, but Ты are still the girl who puked.
6. Never walk into the bathroom without knocking first, there are some things that guys just don't want us to see (or smell). If they are in there for еще then 10 минуты Ты should wait about 20 before Ты walk through that door.
7. If Ты haven't heard the expression, it goes something like this, "Bros before hoes." "Don't criticize a friend of your man unless he brings it up first."
8. Try not to go through their shit. Once Ты do, don't tell them.
9. Guys like compliments too. If Ты tell them Ты like their shirt, chances are they will remember and wear that рубашка again.
10. If they smell like pot, they've probably been smoking. If they smell like booze, they've probably been drinking. Put your interrogation flashlight away.
11. They look at Internet porn.
12. If Ты approach it the right way, Ты can get any guy to watch Sex and the City with you.
13. They have probably hooked up with one of your friends, and if they haven't, they want to.
14. If a guy has small hands или feet, don't Комментарий on it, unless you're prepared for an awkward situation.
15. If a guy asks Ты to chill, it's okay to bring a friend the first time—from then on, save the sidekick for parties and other social events.
16. They like getting head еще than giving it.
17. A framed picture of yourself as a gift is creepy. Anything from Sharper Image should do the trick.
18. Some guys pee sitting down.
19. If they tell Ты they "already have a Beirut partner," they don't want to hook up with you.
20. If a guy seems into Ты but doesn't act on it, there is a chance that one of his Друзья wants you.
21. Guys will silence your calls when they are a) At a sporting event, b) At the bar, или c) Hooking up with another girl.
22. If a guy's Facebook status says "single," he is not your boyfriend.
23. Sometimes sports take priority over sex.
24. They don't want to hear about your period. Period.
25. "Guys like girls who are into religion, because it gives them something to believe in—and something to scream during sex."
1. As much as Ты want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When Ты tell a guy Ты are still good Друзья with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."
2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with before Ты reveal your numbers. Anything above 10 is generally considered slutty, and anything below 5 is generally considered a lie.
3. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.
4. Guys like it when it's bare, Ты know where. "If a girl's got a nice box I'll go down on her anytime." If that doesn't say it, I don't know what does.
5. They don't like your drunken alter ego. If he's really nice he will hold your hair back while Ты puke, but Ты are still the girl who puked.
6. Never walk into the bathroom without knocking first, there are some things that guys just don't want us to see (or smell). If they are in there for еще then 10 минуты Ты should wait about 20 before Ты walk through that door.
7. If Ты haven't heard the expression, it goes something like this, "Bros before hoes." "Don't criticize a friend of your man unless he brings it up first."
8. Try not to go through their shit. Once Ты do, don't tell them.
9. Guys like compliments too. If Ты tell them Ты like their shirt, chances are they will remember and wear that рубашка again.
10. If they smell like pot, they've probably been smoking. If they smell like booze, they've probably been drinking. Put your interrogation flashlight away.
11. They look at Internet porn.
12. If Ты approach it the right way, Ты can get any guy to watch Sex and the City with you.
13. They have probably hooked up with one of your friends, and if they haven't, they want to.
14. If a guy has small hands или feet, don't Комментарий on it, unless you're prepared for an awkward situation.
15. If a guy asks Ты to chill, it's okay to bring a friend the first time—from then on, save the sidekick for parties and other social events.
16. They like getting head еще than giving it.
17. A framed picture of yourself as a gift is creepy. Anything from Sharper Image should do the trick.
18. Some guys pee sitting down.
19. If they tell Ты they "already have a Beirut partner," they don't want to hook up with you.
20. If a guy seems into Ты but doesn't act on it, there is a chance that one of his Друзья wants you.
21. Guys will silence your calls when they are a) At a sporting event, b) At the bar, или c) Hooking up with another girl.
22. If a guy's Facebook status says "single," he is not your boyfriend.
23. Sometimes sports take priority over sex.
24. They don't want to hear about your period. Period.
25. "Guys like girls who are into religion, because it gives them something to believe in—and something to scream during sex."
She was to afraid to talk
Giggles and laughter from the rest
As she went Главная and went to bed
Late at night when no one knew
She went to the нож draw
Because of her gloom
She grabbed a нож long and thick
Cries and screaming in her head
As she forgot what to think in her head
She placed the нож on her wrist
Making sure there was not point to miss
People laughing in her face
As the нож cut through
Red blood stained the air
As her tears flooded everywhere
People didn't really care
If she was gone или if she was there
It was never her fault can't Ты see
Even Ты saying "hi" would have made her happy
Далее time Ты make sure to ask
Because a life can be saved if Ты Показать love
