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okay if Ты have seen the fanpick fight или peace или some other content on this spot Ты know that me and zanessaomgfan and her sister have been fighting pretty agressivly i know i got my feelings hurt and i hurt her feelings we were both wrong and we are sorry for those we draged into the middle of it.
After our huge argument i decided to try to talk to zanessaomgfan and we both apologized with out backing down on what we believe.
I learned tonight that though we may disagree on something its no reason to be mean to one another and personally attack each other if we argue we need to make sure we keep it about what its really about and not make things personal because personally attacking others is not going to get us anywhere its just going to cause еще problems
so though i am sticking to my opinion that twihards need to respect others feelings and not post twilight stuff on here i also realize that we should first look for a peaceful resolution between the two groups and not rush into a war
i want to personally apologize to all those i insulted especially zanessaomgfan and her sister i acted like an idiot and i apologize i should never have let it get that far and i apologize from the bottom of my hearts
so whether your a twihard или can't stand twilight whose with me that this can be solved peacefully what do Ты guys say please Комментарий
posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow Болталка fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform Ты that a certain new fanpoper with the Имя пользователя of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a Вопрос saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a Форум saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now Ты will not be able to find these two contributions why Ты ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if Ты want proof that she сказал(-а) this check out this forum
link
Now Ты may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have дана us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We Любовь to be held, talked too but if Ты press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Храбрая сердцем generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Друзья but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an Эмо from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I Любовь the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your сердце beat
Is my Избранное lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If Ты could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my Главная though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes Ты happy.
I always want Ты to be happy.
I don't like it when Ты cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with Ты even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to Переместить on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When Ты leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe Ты embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down лодка in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other день we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, Ты know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once еще at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure by now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on Fanpop for F.S. soo Ты can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to Присоединиться F.S. Ты must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. чай is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand Далее to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't Ты even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, Ты need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Друзья then run up and sit between them and go...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope Ты like it. Please Комментарий down below about what Ты like, what Ты don’t like, and what Ты want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice Чтение and Письмо in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn еще about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
гитара by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if Ты think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if Ты just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if Ты think that we cant sing it faster then Ты wrong but itll help if Ты just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if Ты just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
"
posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond Переместить 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got Главная and found the wife preparing ужин and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 еще feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she Ответы back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic секунда line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying Ты simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I Любовь your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten минута intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Ты can get to Присоединиться in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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added by ladolcevita
Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall Стена and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 секунды and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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The List

1. Throw попкорн in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can Ты fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling попкорн that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get попкорн yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last год met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the вверх of a небоскреб it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued by the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most Популярное domestic trip activity by American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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