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posted by Fangirl99
The sun is up in the sky
i watch it in the big blue ksky
And i ask myslef,"why?"

i stare at the ceiling.
then i get a strange felling.
and this felling is still being.
and then i ask,"why?"

What do i see in those eyes?
what do i see in you?
even thought i still despise.
i always ask myslef,"why?"

ask me that question,"why?"
i say i dont know
they tell me dont lie

so then i speak th truth.
i know that in my heart
i will always Любовь you

your eyes that shine like he sun
being with Ты is always fun
one день i will tell you,hun
that Ты are the only one


sorry,not all the words rhyme.im not the best at making poems,but i wanted to share it with Ты anyways
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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Everything Ты can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Кости are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...
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posted by AngelVicki427
Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every год in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a Популярное Еда in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...
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posted by karpach_13
Be proud of your gender
Reasons why Ты shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 секунды flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. Ты know stuff about tanks

4. A five день vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. Ты can open all your own jars

7. Old Друзья don't give Ты crap if you've gained weight

8. Your жопа, попка is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A пиво gut does not make Ты invisible to the opposite sex

11. Ты can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. Ты can kill your own...
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 год Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
год of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the крыса symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good Совет but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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posted by patrisha727
There's MORE!

Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.

Whitby, Ontario has еще donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over

50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

Bulls are color blind.

A can of Spam is opened every four seconds.

"Babe" was played by over 48 pigs.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

The Poison Стрела frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people.

The largest cabbage on record weighed 144 pounds.

Kidney stones come in any color ­from yellow to brown.

The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one...
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