1) If Любовь is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should Ты believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Собаки Любовь to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at Ты if Ты blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a дерево falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the пятиугольник, пентагон were run by women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do Ты plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your сиденье, место, сиденья can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice день in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that овца, овцы don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 час convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for еще than one гусь is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did Ты know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If оливковый, оливковое oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do Ты know if кислый cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern день witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do Русалки wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do Лошади call their scary dreams?
41) Do Ты get to keep the time Ты save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does минута рис, райс have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do Ты slam revolving doors?
52) If Ты put Еда colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an оранжевый is оранжевый and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should Ты believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Собаки Любовь to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at Ты if Ты blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a дерево falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the пятиугольник, пентагон were run by women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do Ты plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your сиденье, место, сиденья can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice день in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that овца, овцы don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 час convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for еще than one гусь is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did Ты know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If оливковый, оливковое oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do Ты know if кислый cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern день witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do Русалки wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do Лошади call their scary dreams?
41) Do Ты get to keep the time Ты save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does минута рис, райс have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do Ты slam revolving doors?
52) If Ты put Еда colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an оранжевый is оранжевый and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
еще famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy луч, рэй cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
еще famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy луч, рэй cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone Ты meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as Ты can.
If Ты see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to утка under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as Ты can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as Ты can.
If Ты see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to утка under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as Ты can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, или pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum еще gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min или completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting еще till Ты reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, или pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum еще gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min или completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting еще till Ты reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок last night watching some rubbish Телевидение Показать and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my радуга colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Любовь Ты soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Любовь Ты more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting Ты a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting Ты one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten минуты later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do Ты think are greater,the advantages или disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from Ты mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes Ты или hits Ты *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to Ты first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Друзья house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes Ты *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets Ты wear his clothing *he likes Ты in his stuff*
7) If Ты are tired of waiting for him to make the first Переместить *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from Ты mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes Ты или hits Ты *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to Ты first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Друзья house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes Ты *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets Ты wear his clothing *he likes Ты in his stuff*
7) If Ты are tired of waiting for him to make the first Переместить *make it yourself*