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posted by disneyboy122
When i think about her, my face turns red. My body freezes and its as if time stands still.when I think about her, I feel no pain come to me. When I think about her, i wish she could be. When I think about her, it makes me feel confident. When i think about her, I feel like i could fly. Fly far away with her. I go to sleep and still think about her. When i wake up in the morning i'll think about her. I feel free when I think about her.She gives me purpose, and thinking about her would always make my день better. I Любовь her, and no matter what, I won't give up.
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posted by koolamelia
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Ты think."

7. Claim that Ты must always wear a bicycle шлем as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by selgomez5613
Our сердце beats around 100,00 times every day.

Our blood is on a 60,000-mile journey.

Our eyes can distinguish up to one million colour surfaces and take in еще information than the largest telescope known to man.

Our lungs inhale over two million litres of air every day, without even thinking. They are large enough to cover a Теннис court.

Our hearing is so sensitive it can distinguish between hundreds of thousands of different sounds.

Our sense of touch is еще refined than any device ever created.

Our brain is еще complex than the most powerful computer and has over 100 billion nerve cells.

We...
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posted by lucius_malloy
Answering the Вопрос link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...
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posted by energizerbunny
Ok, so I have a 17 год old brother, he's 3 and 1/2 years older than me, and he's annoying


He can be real stupid, he plays with fire, makes bombs, and he jumps dangerous ramps


He's also very bossy, everytime I leave something laying around he's always like "you need to pick that up"..Isn't it the parents job to tell me what to do!!


He has a real smart mouth...you can hardly say ANYTHING without him being all sarcastic and smart about it, he thinks he's so perfect!


He gets hyper late at night...Ok, so it's getting kinda late and I'm on the computer, and I wanna settle down, and he's yelling and...
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posted by princess829
I've always been interested in guys
Guys that come and go
But the first time I saw you, I knew Ты were her to stay
Or were you? Now that I know our "happily ever after" was all just a big lie!
Oh, oh, oh

I'm about to have my сердце broken into two
One piece for me and one piece for you
I'll keep mine for the cherished memories
While Ты go hand yours over to your new girl
And have the cycle repeat itself all over again
Oh, oh
But tonight I'm about to have my сердце broken into two
And theres nothing Ты can do

Maybe none of this would've happened
If I hadn't drunk any Mountain Dew that day
Then I wouldn't...
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posted by Dippicus
Found these:

1) Find a six letter word which has an L in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. Be careful

2) Find two words that have two consecutive a's that are not at the beginning of the word.

3) Find a word that has three pairs of two of the same letters right after one another. Hint: the word contains "ookkee".










Answers: 1. inland (in-l-and)
2. Choices include baazar, baaing, ma;am
3. bookkeeper


Keep looking for еще puzzles cuz I'll Опубликовать some more!

Don't forget to rate this article!
posted by twilight0girl
zydrate addicts:"i cant feel nothin at all.."
Graverobber:"drug market,submarket,sometimes i wonder why i ever got in.blood market,love market,sometimes i wonder why they need me at all! zdrate comes in a little glass vile..

shiloh:a little glass vile?
zydrate addicts:a little glass vile!

Graverobber:and the little glas vile goes into the gun like a battery.and the gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

zydrate addicts:Ahh,ahh

and when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for surgery..surgery

Amber sweet:Graverobber..graverobber
sometimes i wonder why i even bother..graverobber..graverobber,sometimes...
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posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic секунда line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying Ты simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I Любовь your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
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if Ты take this video seriously Ты should hit yourself with a банан
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