25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
"If Ты don't straighten up, I'm going to knock Ты into the middle of Далее week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I сказал(-а) so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me еще LOGIC .
"If Ты fall out of that свинг, качели and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure Ты wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give Ты something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION ISM.
"Will Ты look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that шпинат is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told Ты once, I've told Ты a million times.
Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the круг OF LIFE.
"I brought Ты into this world, and I can take Ты out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop Актёрское искусство like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like Ты do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when Ты get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If Ты don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't Ты think I know when Ты are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21.
My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If Ты don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you.. Do Ты think Ты were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM .
"When Ты get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One день you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
"If Ты don't straighten up, I'm going to knock Ты into the middle of Далее week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I сказал(-а) so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me еще LOGIC .
"If Ты fall out of that свинг, качели and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure Ты wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give Ты something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION ISM.
"Will Ты look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that шпинат is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told Ты once, I've told Ты a million times.
Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the круг OF LIFE.
"I brought Ты into this world, and I can take Ты out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop Актёрское искусство like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like Ты do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when Ты get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If Ты don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't Ты think I know when Ты are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21.
My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If Ты don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you.. Do Ты think Ты were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM .
"When Ты get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One день you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
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Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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