NOT BY ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when Ты think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever Ты have to say during commercials.
3. If Ты don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about Ты ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like Ты to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that Ты can eat all Ты want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, Ты massage; we go down, Ты go down; we shave, Ты shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . Ты are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. Ты will not win.
21. Would Ты like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If Ты ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes или shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We Любовь surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe боксер briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before Ты see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that Ты suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though Ты are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still Любовь Ты with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your Друзья because I won't make Ты hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn звезда not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying еще than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . Ты DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If Ты are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. Ты don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say Ты Любовь me if Ты don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best Друзья know everything about you.