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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes Ты make me so mad i wanna throw Ты in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style Ты wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally did
8.hold me close and promise to never let me go
9. there comes a time in life when Ты have to let go of the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make Ты laugh so hard Ты forget the bad and solely on the good.after all life is to good to be anything but happy.
10.1 million memories...
100,000 inside jokes...
10,000 great times...
100 secrets...
1 reason...
best friends
11.psh were cool
12.i didnt fall for Ты Ты tripped me
13.some say holding on is what makes Ты strong. but sometimes it takes much еще strength to just let go and Переместить on.
14.i dont forgive people because im weak i forgive them because im strong enough to know people make mistakes
15.a дерево only hits an automobile in self defense
16.im not as think as Ты dumb. i am.
17.i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
18.what fun is it being cool if Ты cant wear a sombrero
19.dont hit kids no seriously they have Оружие now.
20.rap is
retards
attempting
poetry
21.im so smart im practically retarded
21.tell your pants its not polite to point
22.taste the радуга eat crayons.
23.i want to be his Избранное hello and his hardest goodbye.
24.when im older... and my little girl asks who my first Любовь was i want to be able to point across the room and say... he is sitting right there.
25.wish i was eight again... then all i had to get tagged and he would say i was it.
26.the best accesory a girl can have is her best friends
27.you might not like us now but i guarantee you'll hate us later
28.if i had a penny everytime a boy acted stupid id be richer than bill gates
29.come to the darkside we have cookies.
30.organized people are just to lazy to look for things
31.just when i find the keys to success somebody changes the locks
32.i Остаться в живых my temper but then it came back.
33.im not a poser im not a wannabe...im just me
34.you told me to give Ты one reason why i like the rain... it is the only place where i can hide my tears.
35.i must be invisible cause when i stare at Ты Ты stare at her.
36.heres to the future cause im over the past
37.i wanted to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when she wants to cry and the one that could always brighten up your день even when she couldnt brighten her own.
38.we fall for boys who give us pretty words & false hopes
39.forgiveness is such a simple word... but its so hard to do when you've been hurt
40.for the world your somebody but to somebody your the world
41.i always seem fall to the boys who never catch me
42.im blasting my Музыка so i cant hear my thoughts
43.your voice was the soundtrack of my life
44.letting go isnt giving up its accepting some things arent meant to be
45.teddies dont hug back but sometimes they're all we got
46.a best friend is like a 4-leaf clover, hard to find but lucky to have
47.best Друзья are the siblings God forgot to give us
48.LOVE... if Ты have it Ты dont need anything else, and if Ты dont have it it doesnt matter what Ты have
49.life doesnt last forever so live it up drink it down avoid the bull****, take chances and neverregret your decisions because at one point everything Ты did was what u wanted
50.without humor life sucks, without courage life is hard, without Любовь life is hopeless, without Друзья like Ты life would be impossible
51.everything i know about breaking hearts i learned from you
52.im not Эмо im just sad
53.you never know what your missing until it enters your life and then later leaves
54.true life has no happy ending because true Любовь has no ending
55.life is not the number of breaths Ты take but the moments that take your breath away
56.every goodbye makes the Далее hello closer
57.isnt it cute how haters make me the center of the world
58.and as we go on we remember all the times we had together and as our lives change from whatever we'll be Друзья forever
59.my best Друзья are like a fairytale they have been there since once upon a time and will be there forever after
60.so many boys why choose?
61.yeah, so... i pretty much rock
62.every story has an end, but in life every end is just a new beginning.
63.There comes a point in life when Ты realize who matters who never did who wont anymore and who always will. so dont worry about people from your past, theres a reason why they didnt make it to your future.
64.you know your in Любовь when Ты cant fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams
65.i have never been so close to giving up and all i have to blame is you
66.never live life unnoticed
67.never underestimate a girl
After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 минуты later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they сказал(-а) ten words.
posted by MarMar_XigLux
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell Ты guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick или Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" сказал(-а) myself. I was dressed as a слон and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains Волколаки and Sparkly Вампиры with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- Ты just dared yourself!" сказал(-а) myself. "I accept!" сказал(-а) yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.

"Maybe I should head back.." сказал(-а) myself.

"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" сказал(-а) yourself.

"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.

Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.




















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How is friendship important when it's over once it starts?

"I was an active student in college, and I was really happy that I could get others' respects, as well as the teachers'. That made me get work office to Показать my activity in of my college. Yeah, that was the bright side. But the dark side was that I was unable to attend my classes, and I badly had to find someone that records my lectures and notes the lessons. And here the problem was, even though, I'm an active student, there was none to note them for me. Nor a friend. I had to handle that by myself for a period and that was as hard...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter Книги and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from Ты (Example: When in a car или an elevator). If Ты don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Рождество and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their Избранное song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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posted by Misharrypotter
Note Im Savannah your seeing it thur her eyes be note they may be bad grammer and spelling oh and she's in a wheelchair too

'' Get up now'' I her my mum yelling from down stairs. '' I'm up I been up a while I got dressed '' I сказал(-а) in return '' I don't care if your dressed или not get up and fry this бекон, бэкон for your sister and your brother'' she says qutie rudely. I'm use to this stuff I have to take care of my older brother and sister and yet I'm the youngest and in a wheelchair your on my crunshs. I down stairs to fry the бекон, бэкон I get the in time to turn it before it burns. Maybe this год my...
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From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if Ты never got a best answer, just simply drink молоко out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the Вопрос might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...
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Minuets after the ritual the door колокол, колокольчик, белл rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and еще but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the диван, мягкий уголок Miki sat down Далее to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition или not?" Edgar said...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why Ты would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**



1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until Ты find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit Ты first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of Ты shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...
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posted by moolah
Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the трава to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot еще fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...
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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my Болталка and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they сказал(-а) today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 минуты of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so by then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs by saying the most Болталка things that we can think about until the колокол, колокольчик, белл rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring Далее year. Ты can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
If Ты like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that Ты feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If Ты want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week Ты need to file Ты nails. Why? Because when Ты file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one пальто of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby или оливковый, оливковое oil on your nails after Ты have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
posted by jessicamc26
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The секунда nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody сказал(-а) it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Панды are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
Ok..i know some of us или most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some Совет 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are Ты chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far еще confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities Ты truly love. If Ты stay focused on those things, then the Далее time Ты are asked to volunteer или get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes Ты too far from what Ты are already...
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One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could Ты pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? сказал(-а) the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made Ты laugh.

Here are 2 Болталка facts:
They don't sell Smarties или Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
posted by Fangirl99
Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa сказал(-а) sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause Ты realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are Ты gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...
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Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad или somthing?"
no Ты look beautiful dont ever think Ты are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher сказал(-а) "Class Ты will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher сказал(-а) "I want Ты to draw what ever Ты feel in your heart.What...
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added by nosidda3spera
I made this Список before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with трещина, сплит personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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