1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."
2. Q/M."Would Ты mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."
3. Q/M. *Hugs Ты and takes a little something off Ты would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"
4. Q. "Are Ты sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If Ты say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all Ты want, not like I care if Ты are или aren't...As long as Ты don't jump around..."
6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say: "Nuh-uh.I know what you'll do.But a [b]Sharpie[b] on my [b]back[b] will be fine"
7. Q. "The first line of Mindless Self Indulgence is a very good quote for me..."
A. I would say: "I know, hon, but no."
8. Q/M. *Rubs your a** *
A. I would: "Get your hand off there..." And moves his hand.
9. Q. "Will your Dad come in here?"
A. I would say:"Not unless Ты try something he won't..."
10.Q/M. Ты fall asleep on him, and he does/says something Ты hear and don't like
A. I would say: "Stop that" или "Don't say/do that"
Just a little something I decided to write(Most of these have happened to me)
A.I would say: "No..."
2. Q/M."Would Ты mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."
3. Q/M. *Hugs Ты and takes a little something off Ты would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"
4. Q. "Are Ты sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If Ты say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all Ты want, not like I care if Ты are или aren't...As long as Ты don't jump around..."
6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say: "Nuh-uh.I know what you'll do.But a [b]Sharpie[b] on my [b]back[b] will be fine"
7. Q. "The first line of Mindless Self Indulgence is a very good quote for me..."
A. I would say: "I know, hon, but no."
8. Q/M. *Rubs your a** *
A. I would: "Get your hand off there..." And moves his hand.
9. Q. "Will your Dad come in here?"
A. I would say:"Not unless Ты try something he won't..."
10.Q/M. Ты fall asleep on him, and he does/says something Ты hear and don't like
A. I would say: "Stop that" или "Don't say/do that"
Just a little something I decided to write(Most of these have happened to me)
Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first Тест I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:
Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!
1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?
Told Ты I could make Ты say 256.
OK,if Ты сказал(-а) to yourself,"No.You сказал(-а) Ты can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if Ты didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
Anyways,here is the quiz:
Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!
1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?
Told Ты I could make Ты say 256.
OK,if Ты сказал(-а) to yourself,"No.You сказал(-а) Ты can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if Ты didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach Ты all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now Ты know how to do it!
Now, if Ты want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and Показать your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if Ты win, Ты get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If Ты are a winner check everything on your profile.
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now Ты know how to do it!
Now, if Ты want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and Показать your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if Ты win, Ты get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If Ты are a winner check everything on your profile.