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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would Ты mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs Ты and takes a little something off Ты would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are Ты sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If Ты say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all Ты want, not like I care if Ты are или aren't...As long as Ты don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say: "Nuh-uh.I know what you'll do.But a [b]Sharpie[b] on my [b]back[b] will be fine"

7. Q. "The first line of Mindless Self Indulgence is a very good quote for me..."
A. I would say: "I know, hon, but no."

8. Q/M. *Rubs your a** *
A. I would: "Get your hand off there..." And moves his hand.

9. Q. "Will your Dad come in here?"
A. I would say:"Not unless Ты try something he won't..."

10.Q/M. Ты fall asleep on him, and he does/says something Ты hear and don't like
A. I would say: "Stop that" или "Don't say/do that"

Just a little something I decided to write(Most of these have happened to me)
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so Зачарованная by your beauty that I ran into that Стена over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime Ты passed by, just so I could stare at Ты a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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TRUTH

Who do Ты have a crush on?

If Ты had to дата anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity Ты would want to make out with

Name five people Ты hate and why Ты hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have Ты ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If Ты did, what did Ты do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have Ты ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have Ты had your first kiss, if Ты have, were was it and who was it with?

Have Ты ever seen a parent naked?

Have Ты ever seen Животные reproducing?

Have Ты stalked anyone,...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with Ты guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person Далее to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your Вопросы to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, или to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get Ты in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly by giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the Далее family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - Ты may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin кепка, колпачок and feed him grapes when...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping тележка, корзина and switch the items with stuff from the person Далее to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen Ты in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of Ты on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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When you're happy and Ты know it bomb Iraq
If Ты cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If Ты never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If Ты think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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posted by invadercalliope
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one Ты love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say Ты Любовь me unless Ты really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like Ты could Kiss my imperfections away,
And I would stand by your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to Ты on everything I am,
And I dedicate to Ты all that I have,
And I promise Ты that I will stand right by your side,
Forever and always, until the день I die.

I’m not crying over what Ты said;
It’s what Ты didn’t say that...
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks by a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved by the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid или late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
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I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on Youtube but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get Видео uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an Статья here on Fanpop and talk about it. Anyway, this Список is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much Любовь as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first Тест I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told Ты I could make Ты say 256.





OK,if Ты сказал(-а) to yourself,"No.You сказал(-а) Ты can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if Ты didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
posted by Tamar20
Have Ты ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this Статья is right for you! Hahaha. Ты know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that Ты have to go to the bathroom, and that Ты think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are Ты doing okay in there?". To make it even еще annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When Ты arrive at the Далее stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If Ты are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach Ты all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now Ты know how to do it!
Now, if Ты want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and Показать your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if Ты win, Ты get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If Ты are a winner check everything on your profile.
posted by KitKitty12
(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the постель, кровати and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the душ blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten минуты later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so Ты don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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Source: Blizzard
So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of Ты may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a еще Популярное game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Япония as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created by Yoko Taro, who created it to make a еще grim RPG with no morally just...
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So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite Показать of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest Мультики in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my Избранное show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...
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