Ever met that one person that Ты just wanna перфоратор, удар, пунш in the face , then someohow , Ты end up in a relationship with them , Ты fall in Любовь , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing Ты want to burn either (:]) Well if Ты still have feelings for that person im gonna help Ты get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap Ты guys (: , ohk so Ты could first start off by doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave Ты on огонь ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to him at locker time (throwing optional)
its a good idea to start with those becuase , it shows him that Ты didnt forget , .. Kay now ,
if hes with another girl , heres what to do ,
1)Take the ***** out back and cuss her out , (hitting optional)
2)tell her how Ты feel about him , (hittting still optional)
Again , this is kris style ... (: Благодарности Pleeeease <3
Ohk if that didnt work Ты could always push him in a hole ?
No ? ohk , god chill i сказал(-а) Ты COULD , кукуруза ...
try to explain to him how Ты feel
anyways , if that STILL didnt work , mabey Ты should rethink that hole idea ?
ohk , noow ,
dont worry to much , cause unless he has a 6 pack then hes really not worth it , (:
but if your talking serious relationships , like marrage ,
1)Try to shove a ring on his finger , 2) put it in his mail box 3) Put it in a klondike bar 4)Try to shove it on his finger , well im gonna make a Фан paage for myself (: , So look up Kristin is amazing , in your Поиск Fanpop bar , for еще , kristian style things , pictures , and stuff Lmao , Kay KrisLovesYouBye !
1) light all the stuuf he gave Ты on огонь ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to him at locker time (throwing optional)
its a good idea to start with those becuase , it shows him that Ты didnt forget , .. Kay now ,
if hes with another girl , heres what to do ,
1)Take the ***** out back and cuss her out , (hitting optional)
2)tell her how Ты feel about him , (hittting still optional)
Again , this is kris style ... (: Благодарности Pleeeease <3
Ohk if that didnt work Ты could always push him in a hole ?
No ? ohk , god chill i сказал(-а) Ты COULD , кукуруза ...
try to explain to him how Ты feel
anyways , if that STILL didnt work , mabey Ты should rethink that hole idea ?
ohk , noow ,
dont worry to much , cause unless he has a 6 pack then hes really not worth it , (:
but if your talking serious relationships , like marrage ,
1)Try to shove a ring on his finger , 2) put it in his mail box 3) Put it in a klondike bar 4)Try to shove it on his finger , well im gonna make a Фан paage for myself (: , So look up Kristin is amazing , in your Поиск Fanpop bar , for еще , kristian style things , pictures , and stuff Lmao , Kay KrisLovesYouBye !
2. Troll. If Ты troll, Ты will be banned in 10 секунды flat and nobody will feel sorry for Ты when Ты whine about your old account being banned.
3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take Ты seriously.
4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape Ты with hate if Ты say rude things.
5. Be anything like dudelol17.
Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove Ты to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The секунда one was a key,The third one had a сердце lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a фото of Me and Lizzie.
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove Ты to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The секунда one was a key,The third one had a сердце lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a фото of Me and Lizzie.
There once lived a 10 год old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will Ты stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE сказал(-а) YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But Ты have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will Ты stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE сказал(-а) YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But Ты have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four год old Amber,
A 12 год old Kennedy,A 5 год old Harper,And then there's 9 год old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her Куклы back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do Ты want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in тостер for half a minute.
*Ten минуты later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do Ты know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked Ты as the Babysitter cause Ты have 7 siblings and Ты all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 год old Kennedy,A 5 год old Harper,And then there's 9 год old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her Куклы back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do Ты want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in тостер for half a minute.
*Ten минуты later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do Ты know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked Ты as the Babysitter cause Ты have 7 siblings and Ты all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. Ты grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Ты take фото of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Ты sneeze.
5. Ты don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Ты don’t even work there.
7. Ты spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Кошки are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Ты can’t even remember your секунда cup.
10. Ты can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Ты take фото of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Ты sneeze.
5. Ты don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Ты don’t even work there.
7. Ты spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Кошки are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Ты can’t even remember your секунда cup.
10. Ты can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five еще songs, can Ты believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even сказал(-а) that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her Далее CD Rebecca promises to have a еще natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress