Болталка Article: Ты Know Your On Fanpop Too Much When....

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Ты Know Your On Fanpop Too Much When....

posted by LinaHarrow

Are Ты addicted? Are Ты a super fan? Are Ты just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are Ты on Fanpop too much?

1. Ты see something Ты like, and think Oh, I want to Фан that club!

2. Ты start shipping people Ты know или see.

3. Ты hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. Ты hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. Ты hear something and Ты want to Комментарий on it.

6. Ты have great ideas of something Ты should post on Fanpop at completely Болталка times of day.

7. Ты get a new Избранное and HAVE to go update your profile.

8. Ты think of something funny или Болталка and want to go post it on the Болталка wall.

9. Ты want to start actually saying things like "XD" или "LOL" или "JK".

Do Ты suffer from any of these symptoms? I do. Carefull, we just might be on Fanpop too much.

Got any ideas for еще on the list? Add em in comments. I'll add еще if I can think of em.

deathding, Jess_Da_Vamp and 16 others like this

LinaHarrow Bad article, I know.

27-5 not at all i really like it

123a This is awesome , Thanks , now I know what disease I have xD

MrOvechkinfan8 Lol?

ArcticWolf I can relate with 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.

LinaHarrow Thank ya guys!

dramaqueen00 Well....I guess im addicted

irmafan i can relate to most of this things

siory i do suffer from these symptoms

carsfan I suffer from a few of these... I well, I dont have a life anyway so... :)

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My Experiences with Racism

posted by sapherequeen

It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different улица, уличный in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made Ты feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of Главная that it always gave me. I also made new Друзья immediately; a little girl named...

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Five Ways To Die (or get severely injured) By A банан

posted by amethyst44

Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a банан strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the Список Ты have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the банан peel. Bananas like to be wackos and Показать themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if Ты are near a slippery...

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WOMAN'S TYPE~~~~~~~~its niccc..♥♥♥

posted by scarlet009

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the таблица with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the молоко carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check или charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a Телевидение set in her purse.
"So, do Ты always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did Ты get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been дана your share !

HE: Will Ты come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make Ты very happy
SHE: Why? Are Ты leaving?

HE: What would Ты say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If Любовь is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should Ты believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Собаки Любовь to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at Ты if Ты blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a дерево falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the пятиугольник, пентагон were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a запеканка, кастрюля

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole утка

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the Далее car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The еще it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying Ты should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the Комментарии which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz Ты hate America."

3. When Ты go to the princible's office, and when he asks why Ты were sent, say, "I wrote that Ты sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam Ответы

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Десерт and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an яблоко tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened хлеб which is хлеб made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

Ты came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one день embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I Любовь the special bond that we beutifully share,
I Любовь the way Ты Показать u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever безопасно, сейф within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When Ты meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are Ты doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't Ты try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When Ты ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer масло, сливочное масло Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as Ты can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when Ты laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...

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the flavors of HI-C сок boxes and THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

posted by itachifan1

* оранжевый Lavaburst
* персик (no longer produced)
* Poppin' розовый Lemonade
* клубника Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Конфеты яблоко cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Фрукты Pow
* Фрукты Punch
* Orange
* оранжевый Supernova
* розовый Lemonade
* малина Kiwi
* Strawberry
* клубника Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C кислый Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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My Вопрос of Love;; Fear of Loving Ты && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did Ты really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be еще than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special день
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that день
there was lots to be сказал(-а)
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When Ты сказал(-а) "I Любовь you"
I сказал(-а) "I Любовь Ты too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be еще
What if I did...

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вверх 10 ways to freak out your roomate

posted by chowjoyi

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) Переместить everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an слон weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...

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вверх ten reasons to be cheerful! :D

posted by pandawinx

10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Друзья and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if Ты sometimes feel sad или depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to Ты sorry, but if your in any other country, then Ты still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When Ты think of Шоколад everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )

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100 Ways to Order a пицца

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival пицца place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their Вопросы with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Stupid Болталка Product Warnings (1)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not use if Ты cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping или unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...

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Funny Цитаты From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. Ты can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say Ты should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Телевидение by candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Телевидение very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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CONGATS! your the 1000th PERSON to... FAIL! YES Ты FAIL! FIND OUT WHY Ты FAIL NOW!

posted by emma-may

WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO Ты - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow Fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring Ты the news of fail blog sooner...

some of Ты may know but the rest of Ты probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your день to день FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most Болталка posts of failed фото shots of failures Опубликовано by dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make Ты laugh! Ты can take failed pictures your self...