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posted by slushy
    Staggering, running throught the pitch-dark forest I felt the cold wind rushing over my body. How fast was I going? I hadn't felt this fast in a good while. I must have been going faster than my normal 40 when this happens. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not very fast. Most of the others in my pack are faster than me. But I am the strongest female...of course there are only two. Roxy and I. But anyway, I am tough. Tougher than most in this pack. The alpha we refer to as Dominic is surprised at my deal of strength, being a female and all. I am often praised for my great mind. The pack sometimes refers to me as "the thinker". I adore my place here. These people understand me. They are like me. I am DarkHeart. And I am a werewolf.

    Right now I am going into my волк state and need to get to my pack. They are back at our house we have established and I am hoping that MoonPaw has made something for us. He is such a great cook. His steaks are always so warm and tender and...what am I doing? I have to keep going. This is the first time I have transformed in a long time. I am trying my best to fight it off under this luminous full moon. Aaargghhhh! The pain is coming! Must...get back...to...house...Too late.

I am yelping and shaking as the creamy gray мех devours my human flesh. My clothing makes a crash on the fallen leaves. My muzzle becomes that of a canine and my teeth grow to fangs. My head is now wolfen as the rest of my Кости take shape. I drop down on all fours and my ears grow from my head. My feet and hands shift to paws and then my tail sprouts. Good luck getting in the door now Darky. No thumbs to twist the knob with. Oh well, they should open the door when I call to them. I can come get these clothes in the morning.
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Source: Don't care -_-
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.

Song: link

Coming soon to this very club.


Sean: *Going 75 miles an час with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This Фан story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and сказал(-а) "How's it going?"

She сказал(-а) "Bad and I won't tell Ты why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow сказал(-а) "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically сказал(-а) "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon сказал(-а) "Sister...
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Source: Sugar Glider
I'm Письмо this Статья because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner или later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell Ты my Избранное yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a Болталка emoji by dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The Болталка emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her Любовь handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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posted by pinkydoll
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are еще chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the Еда they eat.

7-The hair of polar медведь is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A улитка can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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