December 14, 2003
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a куропатка, партридж in a груша tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been еще surprised или pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted by your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what еще should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't Ты think that enough is enough? Ты are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. Ты truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I Любовь it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the Назад days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, Ты managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with Ты and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny Ты weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do Ты expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined by them, and I can't Переместить in my own house! Just lay off me или you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
Эй, loser,
What are you? Ты must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
Ты rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a день all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! Ты creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen Ты evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death by the cows. I hope Ты are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which Ты have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If Ты attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot Ты on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a куропатка, партридж in a груша tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been еще surprised или pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted by your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what еще should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't Ты think that enough is enough? Ты are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. Ты truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I Любовь it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the Назад days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, Ты managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with Ты and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny Ты weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do Ты expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined by them, and I can't Переместить in my own house! Just lay off me или you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
Эй, loser,
What are you? Ты must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
Ты rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a день all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! Ты creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen Ты evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death by the cows. I hope Ты are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which Ты have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If Ты attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot Ты on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
esah
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Остаться в живых her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Обновления if Ты want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Остаться в живых her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Обновления if Ты want :)
when that Энджел sits on my shoulder
whispers into my сердце
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Энджел appears to Ты in form of desire
Ты float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
Ты jump about
cos Ты cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Энджел with her good intensions
will make Ты fly
the Энджел will make Ты cry
the Энджел will make Ты feel how others feel
so Ты can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Энджел and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Остаться в живых
whispers into my сердце
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Энджел appears to Ты in form of desire
Ты float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
Ты jump about
cos Ты cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Энджел with her good intensions
will make Ты fly
the Энджел will make Ты cry
the Энджел will make Ты feel how others feel
so Ты can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Энджел and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Остаться в живых
"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what Ты will tell me today " сказал(-а) the man .
"Alright but Ты will not like what i tell Ты .' 'I do not know where to begin ."
"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " сказал(-а) the man " i am doctor after all."
"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "
alright if Ты want hear еще . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
LOVE them :D
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps Далее to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy Ты another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This день is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police сказал(-а) that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in постель, кровати with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, Ты Показать up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps Далее to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy Ты another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This день is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police сказал(-а) that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in постель, кровати with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, Ты Показать up and drink my poison."
