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posted by victorodonnell
I struggle to find my way back home,
Through the snow that clouds my vision.
Gasping for breath,
Watching the smoke wafting away,
I feel something strike me…
Something so strong, so light,
Just like the Kiss Ты gave me,
On my dreariest days…

Very soon, pain strikes me at the same place,
Where your Любовь struck me once.
Reflexively, my brain retains them -
Those memories that make me live,
Those memories that make me die.
I see you, baby, although my vision is hazy,
I see your smile, and feel the warmth
That made me smile, and now, that makes me cry!

I was like a lonely lion,
Wandering with no aim, no power.
Skipping like a gazelle, Ты reached for me,
Seizing by my arm, graving my norm.
From Ты eyes, I learned what Любовь was…
From your breath, I learned what forgiveness was…
From your lips, I learned what kindness was…
And from your tongue, I learned what pain was..!

Like a lightning-struck tower,
I fall down on my knees,
And my сердце fell and fell and fell…
I bow my back as the tears trickle down,
And fall on the flaming ice…
Darkness and Chill impinge on me,
As I close my eyes slowly,
Which I’m sure is for the last time!

And almost suddenly as if it was checking on me,
A warm hand pulls me up and balances my entire weight.
Light overcomes the dark,
And my chest sears in warmth…
The hand guides me through the snow,
Through the sober grey,
Toward the sun,
Toward the building light.


Somehow, I manage to speak,
Through the heavy eye-lids,
Listening to the ringing church bell,
That promises the arrival of Santa, of hope,
I ask, ‘who are you?’
There was a pause…
And then came the voice, and almost immediately, I gasp.
‘I am friendship.’

Cradled by the comfort of my friendship,
I look back at the place where I fell.
I see a beautiful girl staring at me,
With ambivalence in her eyes,
And without breaking the contact with my eyes,
She bends down and picks up my fallen heart…
And although I know I haven’t asked her,
I know who she is… for sure!

The church колокол, колокольчик, белл chimes again!
posted by cute20k
1. Dial a Болталка number and confuse the person who Ответы by saying things like;
"Why did Ты call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up Болталка statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a Болталка Статья like this.

4. At walmart или somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, или a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and Ты want to confuse them. No laughing или anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Друзья do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do Ты want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is Ты who is calling me. Ok, so what did Ты need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. Ты called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! Ты are the one who called me! Now i ask one еще time who are Ты and why did Ты call my at this...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off Ты aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so Ты aren't the one stressed on birth control , Ты do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 минуты tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell Ты at what час to be Главная when Ты in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than Главная as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the вверх ten to impress the guy Ты like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what Ты want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its еще important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Друзья heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she сказал(-а) thanks...
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posted by 1-2vampire
The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - или Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening или something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, еще commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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When you're happy and Ты know it bomb Iraq
If Ты cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If Ты never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If Ты think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). Ты may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...
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added by angel_cake
I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I Любовь her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, или movie. Please Комментарий and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The лебедь Princess, Anastasia,...
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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts или beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but широкие брюки, слаксы, брюки off when it comes to their Избранное Телевидение show. So the student tells herself that watching the Телевидение helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people Сообщить experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If Ты live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some Друзья along for company, или just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect Ты to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your Друзья get jelious when Ты hang with other people.


3.more people then Ты think hate Ты and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean Популярное person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about Ты behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put Ты with your Друзья because Ты talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but еще then 90% of them are just hanging out with Ты because your popular.


8.If your a Популярное girl and Ты have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling Ты a slut.



9.If your a Популярное boy and Ты have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if Ты had a good friend and then Ты became Популярное they might stop hanging out with Ты because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my сердце that we shouldn't have to change или selves или stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our сердце is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make Ты stronger.For example if Ты want to be a singer be a singer,If Ты want to be an Artist be an artist.If Ты want to be different and original than be original because Ты have to fulfill your dreams.If Ты stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy или complete and you'll let the hater win by giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, или being a creep, Ты will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks Ты can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell Ты where I fucking live so we can fuck Болталка strangers.

Stranger: Ты like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: Ты ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, или copy everything they say.