When Ты are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When Ты are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When Ты are dating..... He takes Ты out to have a good time.
When Ты are married ....He brings Главная a 6 pack, and says "What are Ты going to drink?"
When Ты are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When Ты are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When Ты are dating..... A Single постель, кровати for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When Ты are married ....A King size постель, кровати feels like an army cot.
When Ты are dating..... Ты are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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