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A series of 'If Mr. Bean...' pics
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From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if Ты never got a best answer, just simply drink молоко out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the Вопрос might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...
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Minuets after the ritual the door колокол, колокольчик, белл rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and еще but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the диван, мягкий уголок Miki sat down Далее to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition или not?" Edgar said...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why Ты would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**



1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until Ты find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit Ты first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of Ты shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...
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posted by moolah
Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the трава to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot еще fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...
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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my Болталка and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they сказал(-а) today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 минуты of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so by then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs by saying the most Болталка things that we can think about until the колокол, колокольчик, белл rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring Далее year. Ты can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
If Ты like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that Ты feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If Ты want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week Ты need to file Ты nails. Why? Because when Ты file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one пальто of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby или оливковый, оливковое oil on your nails after Ты have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
posted by jessicamc26
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The секунда nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody сказал(-а) it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Панды are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
Ok..i know some of us или most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some Совет 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are Ты chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far еще confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities Ты truly love. If Ты stay focused on those things, then the Далее time Ты are asked to volunteer или get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes Ты too far from what Ты are already...
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One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could Ты pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? сказал(-а) the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made Ты laugh.

Here are 2 Болталка facts:
They don't sell Smarties или Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
posted by Fangirl99
Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa сказал(-а) sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause Ты realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are Ты gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...
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Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad или somthing?"
no Ты look beautiful dont ever think Ты are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher сказал(-а) "Class Ты will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher сказал(-а) "I want Ты to draw what ever Ты feel in your heart.What...
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I made this Список before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with трещина, сплит personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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