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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh падуб, holly, холли who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed фото of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." сказал(-а) an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh падуб, holly, холли in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other звезда accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot еще at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are еще than the choices that Ты make. Ты are еще than the many hearts you’ll break. Ты are еще than your dreams that don’t come true. Ты are еще than whatever people think of you.
You are еще than the things that Ты say. Ты are еще than the places that Ты stay. Ты are еще than the things that Ты do. Ты are еще than I could ever think of you.
You are so much еще than what Ты think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make Ты someone new. Ты are more. Ты are worth it. Ты are so much greater than Ты think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A супермаркет had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some еще trays and have them ready for Ты by the time Ты finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big бекон, бэкон Classic with cheese.


On the секунда день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big бекон, бэкон Classic with cheese.

On the third день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big бекон, бэкон Classic with cheese.

On the fourth день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big бекон, бэкон Classic with cheese.

On the fifth день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five лук rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she сказал(-а) no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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A new series that's suppose to air soon. I Любовь that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D
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Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have Ты noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying Показать ever.) Ты know what Показать really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the Показать SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...
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posted by RosaluvzJB
Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to Главная room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. горькое лекарство, настойка, биттеры says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do Ты want, Dib?" Ms. горькое лекарство, настойка, биттеры asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. горькое лекарство, настойка, биттеры replies. "Do Ты notice anything strange about...
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purple belt: kaio ken x1


blue belt: kaio ken x2


brown belt: kaio ken x3


red belt: kaio ken x4


red/black belt: false super saiyan


black belt: super saiyan


2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2


3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3


4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4


and so on.......... im false super saiyan
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 Ты and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
Okay, instead of just Письмо about Болталка things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a Список of my absolute Избранное words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original. 

1.    Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2.    Uber = It’s like very, but еще epic.
3.    Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but Ты don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4.    Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5.    Pie...
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                   Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie   was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.           
  We stumbled into the darkness 
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be. 
   I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously. 
                      ***
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it. 
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"
posted by Jekyde
The following is a police tape of an interview with the only witness to a murder in the Aloceras Ravine.

Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.

Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?

Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what Ты saw.

Bobby:Oh...where do I start?

Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.

Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.

Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?

Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Today is the perfect день to make a Список of your resolutions for 2011!

There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:

1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy Ты like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts Ты или tells Ты you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!

Which of these are on your list? Which do Ты think Ты can actually do for a whole year?
posted by carsfan
A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!

Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special дата in any way shape или form.

So now Ты know… if Ты fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing еще than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.