10. Sing “Bad Touch” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Ты for Halloween
4. Показать him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile или if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Ты for Halloween
4. Показать him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile или if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
Эмо Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My сердце is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Любовь i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Друзья call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not Эмо i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
Эмо Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My сердце is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Любовь i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Друзья call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not Эмо i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
There is a topless фото of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied by some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged фото of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” сказал(-а) her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied by some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged фото of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” сказал(-а) her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Hayley
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the вверх of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy медведь and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. Ты hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as Ты can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say Ты were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Болталка person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive Ты cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Болталка girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If Ты are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If Ты are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz или dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy медведь and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. Ты hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as Ты can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say Ты were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Болталка person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive Ты cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Болталка girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If Ты are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If Ты are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz или dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the Далее week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told Ты I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell Ты again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can Ты tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the Далее week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told Ты I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell Ты again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can Ты tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
