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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Ты Любовь her.

5. Call her before Ты sleep and after Ты wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease Ты back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her Избранное movie with her или her Избранное Показать even if Ты think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

1. Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. Ты have to tell a guy what Ты really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys Любовь their moms или grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. Ты can never understand him unless Ты listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

FHM Magazine released a Список a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do Ты all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people или that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late Показать With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved By The...

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ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot или putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast Еда restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

Stand on вверх of the high board and say Ты won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because Ты have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend Ты can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the вверх of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken пересекать, крест the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to пересекать, крест the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service стол письменный, стол and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid или a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

1.    Run to the вверх of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a верблюд in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...

Do Ты have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause Ты to spit and ask Ты not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. Ты fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. Ты blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All день long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...