1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to Ты as much as Ты enjoy listening.
3. Don't say Ты understand when Ты don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. Ты don't have PMS; don't act like Ты know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get Ты off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Ты off the hook.
7. If Ты talk about having a big Dick; we know Ты don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when Ты act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses...
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