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The two best Друзья

posted by KitKitty12

Say there were to best Друзья in the world.Until one день their lives became different all because of one stupid question.THe two faught until they were so mad the дерево word were shouted out"I hate you"One yelled out at the other until everything fell apart in their lives.They starmed off and never went back.And thats my story but it all happened a little to fast so let me tell Ты the whole story.MY name is Kenzie and the one that shouted was my freind Kaitlyn.I never wanted this to happen but time for what happened.Me and Kaitlyn were walking to our classrooms and on the way Kaitlyn's biggest crushed walked by and started talking to her his name was Colton."Hey Kaitlyn"Colton said."H-hi Colton"she сказал(-а) figiting with her backpack."Want to come over to my place later after school"Colton asked looking sure of himself."I don't thank my parents would like that"siad kaitlnyn

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Phrases Ты have probably heard/said in Ты life from various Популярное songs

posted by precious211

Phrases Ты have probably heard/said in Ты life from various Популярное songs. Winner of who сказал(-а) the most gets 50 props.
If I ruled the world…
Don’t Ты ever feel like your less than perfect to me.
Why Ты asking all them questions?
You seem so innocent…….
Life’s what Ты make it, so let’s make it rock.
The stars are shining.
Swag.
If I was your boyfriend… *Well maybe if you’re a girl you’ve never сказал(-а) that. Except if Ты were lesbo*
You don’t know you’re beautiful.
I want to be a rock star.
People always say that my music’s loud.
Love the way Ты lie.
You build me up, Ты break...

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Making Faces

posted by adaug

I got this joke from a "Weekend Shopper"ad paper

Mrs.Smith saw one of her students making faces at other kids.She walked over there and said"Billy,
When I make a face,my teacher always сказал(-а) it would
stay that way."she said"Well Mrs Smith.You can't say
Ты weren't warned!"Billy replied

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOL!
XD
XP
=D
=P
:)
*SMILEY FACES!*

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Science class XD

posted by TDIlover226

My class-mates are fuck-tards :3
Here are the events that went on yesterday and today in my 2nd час science class.

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Mark: KYEEROP.
Michael: Ты sound like a Teddy медведь =ω=
Lanni: Wait.. What does a Teddy медведь even SOUND like..? And how do Ты know? *Makes suspicious face*
Michael: Ты ask Mark, he's the one making teddy-noises over here!
James: So we could call him Teddy-Mark!
Me: ..Was that supposed to be funny?
James: Aw, come ON! That was some top-quality funny shit going on right there!

Lanni: I has a jellyfish :3
*Everyone stares*
Lanni: What?
*Everyone continues staring*
Lanni: WHAT!?
Michael: LIAR!...

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The Horrible Truth part 2

posted by HaleyDewit

When the meeting was over and all of his minions were gone, Wyatt came into the kitchen. He found Chris, who was still sitting on the floor, and he curled his nose. “You know, Chris, that dishes really aren’t going to clean itself, if Ты get my point”
Chris crawled up and walked to the sink, where he turned the tap open. Wyatt kept looking at him and it made him really nervous. He swallowed and rotated his head slowly to Wyatt. “Can I help Ты with something, mister Halliwell?” Wyatt shook his head and Chris continued his work. “I was wondering if Ты know where your loyalty lies”,...